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"No sex please, we´re Swedish"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jovi, Jun 7, 2000.

  1. Jovi

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    LOL.....


    <<ROTTERDAM, June 7 (Reuters) - Swedish players will forego sex at Euro 2000 to conserve energy.

    The Swedes face three games in 10 days in group B and midfielder Fredrik Ljungberg believes self-control off the field will improve the team's performance on it.

    ``After having sex the night before I lose all feelings in my feet,'' Ljungberg was quoted as saying on the official Euro 2000 website. ``I'm totally empty. I can't control the ball anymore.''

    The solution, according to Ljungberg, lies in the bedroom.

    ``I watch erotic movies the night before. That doesn't affect my power.'' >>

    Strange. Has anyone tried ? [​IMG]
     
  2. dc sports

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    What exactly is he doing with his feet? Never mind, I don't think I want to know.

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  3. Jovi

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    I mean, why would he watch porns the night before. Just for fun? Oh well, obviously not that kind of fun.

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  4. Jeff

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    What is the team name? The Swedish Fetish?

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  5. keeley

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    Certainly Arsene Wenger sent Ljungberg back to the Swedish camp asking him to "save himself for next season"... [​IMG]
     

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