We all know that this year's slogan was "It's Time." Obviously, it wasn't. So what about next year? "It Really is Time, I Promise, Just No Injuries, Please"?
More like... It's Time** **Offer not valid in conjunction with the following: season-ending injuries to star players, dirty, flopping opposing players, paid-off/biased officials, a vast Stern conspiracy to punish the Rockets, idiotic lineups by Adelman, Luther Head, and/or Mutombo victory guarantees. This offer cannot be combined with the "Be a Part of Something Big" campaign. Please see terms of service for more details. No fat chicks.
In honor of the mass surgery this off-season: We can rebuild them. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic team. The Rockets will be that team. Better than they were before. Better, stronger, faster.