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Morey and his ex pgs

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by dachuda86, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    A short script of how Morey has gone about finding our 2012-13 point guard:


    Phone rings*

    click*

    Dragic: Hello?

    Morey: Hey, Dragic! Good to hear your voice. You haven't been picking up so I was worried. So you're totally up for that second season still aren't you?

    Dragic: Yeah but I make to play for Suns now.

    Morey: So you're saying there is a chance?

    Dragic: Sorry.

    Click*

    Phone dials and rings*

    click*

    Lowry: Look dude, stop calling here. I don't wanna hear it!

    Morey: Listen, I know we had our differences but McHale and I still think we're great together. You have to admit the chemistry is great here.

    Lowry: The chemistry? You've been ignoring me for months now and hanging out with that other point guard instead.

    Morey: Who? Dragic? He means nothing to us, I swear.

    Lowry: Sorry man, time to part ways.

    click*

    Dials and rings again*

    click*

    Lin: Hey Daryl

    Morey: Hey, Lin. How's it going? Listen... about the cutting you thing, I think it's time I explained that it wasn't you... it was me. I just didn't think I had what it took to commit long term. I'm totally ready now though. Things are different.

    Lin: You can say that alright. I'll think about it, but there's this other team...

    Morey: Oh... well... other team... I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

    Lin: Hey, shoulda signed me when you had the chance.

    click*

    Morey: didn't want to do this...

    dials and rings*

    click*

    Aaron Brooks: Hello? (groggy sounding)

    Morey: Hey Aaron, long time no chat.

    Brooks: Dude, I'm in China and it's the middle of the night. Call back some other time.

    Morey: No no no, don't hang up. Listen. We need to talk. I know we have our differences but I think this relationship could be mended. I need to make it up to you. Please come back. PLEASE. Lowry meant nothing to me. He was just a phase. I promise. It was wrong of me and I know I messed up, and I know I don't deserve a second chance, but I know I'm ready to commit to you this time.
     
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  2. danoman

    danoman Contributing Member

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    ...slow at work?:grin:
     
  3. skyline07

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    cool made up story bro
     
  4. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    thanks man. means a lot.
     
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    shoulda kept going with Ramon Sessions and Ramon Felton
     
  6. roslolian

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    LOL you forgot Scott Machado :grin:

    In all honesty let's see it all shake out first. Really down we let go of Dragic, but DMorey knows his pgs. Maybe he has Lin, Lou Williams, Brooks or Machado pegged for a breakout year.
     
  7. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Love it.
     
  8. kmav23

    kmav23 Rookie

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    Brooks
    Lowry
    Dragic
    Lin


    4 quality points

    now we have none.... knicks will match lin
     
  9. apollo33

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    Can't hold all these assets.
     
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    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    Not like we're going to be relevant for the next 5+ years anyway.

    Besides, he is prolly trying to target a "star" PG and "star" Center.
    I would rather us suck and just play our young guys but whatever.
     
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    Phone rings...

    Yao: Yo
    Morey: My brother from another motha, yo fool, you got any PG down there you can hook me up with???
    Yao: You talkin bout AB??? I kinda got him in check now and you want him back???
    call waiting, beep,beep, beep....
    Yao: Yo this Yao???
    Starbury: Yo, you give me a ride to the gym today???
     
  13. Relentless

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    This is stupid. Nice fail
     
  14. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    Thanks bro.
     
  15. ObamaFan

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    We should have kept AB and Lowry
     
  16. Naija Texan

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    What no Rafer Alston call?


    Fail, good sir!
     

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