I just had to share this with ClutchFans. I play Kingdom of Loathing and listen to the 120 Minutes podcast, and Jick or HotStuff or Riff mentioned this game... Play "Don't S*** Your Pants HINTS: Spoiler Award 1: What would you do if you had to poo? Award 2: What if you're too lazy to walk that far? Award 3: What if you're even lazier than that? Award 4: What got in the way? Award 5: Read it out loud. Award 6: These old style games have a "check" command... Award 7: Just as easy to find as 6. Award 8: How did you star the game? Award 9: Notice the timer...
...ClutchFans language filter removed the word from the link. That's awesome. Code: http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-s***-your-pants You have to replace s*** with, well, you know.