1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

The Holy Grail Script contest

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Behad, Dec 16, 2001.

Tags:
  1. Behad

    Behad Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 1999
    Messages:
    12,358
    Likes Received:
    191
    Ok, here are the rules: NO CHEATING! You gotta do this from memory.

    You must post a line from MP and the HG, then the next person must give the next line.
    Then you can post the line you want followed. McMark started with "Message for you. sir."

    A cry for help! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Concorde, you shall not have died in vain.


    Ok, an easy one for y'all:

    "You must give us all a good spanking!"
     
  2. mc mark

    mc mark Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 1999
    Messages:
    26,195
    Likes Received:
    468
    Girls: "A spanking. A spanking. There is going to be a spanking tonight."


    from the same scene...



    GALAHAD: I Bet you're gay!
     
  3. Behad

    Behad Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 1999
    Messages:
    12,358
    Likes Received:
    191
    Lancalot: No I'm not


    Herbert: But I don't like her.

    Father: Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's rich, beautiful, She's got....????????
     
  4. Lord Tree

    Lord Tree Member

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 1999
    Messages:
    166
    Likes Received:
    0
    HUUUUUGE tracks of land!

    Worker: Help! Help I'm being repressed!


    Tree
     
  5. mc mark

    mc mark Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 1999
    Messages:
    26,195
    Likes Received:
    468
    Arthur: "Bloody Peasant"


    From earlier in the scene...


    "You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship, A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes ..."
     
  6. Behad

    Behad Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 1999
    Messages:
    12,358
    Likes Received:
    191
    "Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again."


    From the "Bring out your dead" scene:

    Who's that then?
    I dunno, must be a king.
    Why?
     
  7. RunninRaven

    RunninRaven Contributing Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2000
    Messages:
    15,007
    Likes Received:
    2,626
    Haven't got **** all over them

    Look, Camelot!

    (all repeat the word "Camelot")
     
  8. dylan

    dylan Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2000
    Messages:
    1,349
    Likes Received:
    18
    It's only a model...


    Frenchmen: Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries
     
  9. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 1999
    Messages:
    45,180
    Likes Received:
    31,144
    Only geeks and dweebs would post in a thread like this... :rolleyes:


    ..........



    ........



    ......


    ....


    ...


    ..

    .


    DOH! :mad:
     
  10. RunninRaven

    RunninRaven Contributing Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2000
    Messages:
    15,007
    Likes Received:
    2,626
    Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

    It's not a question of where he grips it.....
     
  11. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 1999
    Messages:
    6,382
    Likes Received:
    199
    Its a simple question of weight ratios. A 5oz bird cannot carry a 1lb coconut.



    Next:

    Peasant:
    Look, strange women lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
    Arthur:
    Shut up!
    Peasant:
    ?????
     
    #11 Lynus302, Dec 17, 2001
    Last edited: Dec 17, 2001
  12. CBrownFanClub

    CBrownFanClub Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 1999
    Messages:
    1,871
    Likes Received:
    64
    >>>Arthur:
    Shut up!
    Peasant:
    Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not some watery tart hading out swords...


    ------
    Bediviere: What else floats on water?
     
  13. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 1999
    Messages:
    6,382
    Likes Received:
    199
    uh.....not quite. The line is:
    Peasant:
    Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

    Peasant #1: Bread!
    Peasant #2: Apples!
    Peasant #3: Very small rocks!

    Next.....(from the Black Knight scene)
    Black Knight: Chicken! Chicken!
    Arthur: ?????
     
  14. Puedlfor

    Puedlfor Contributing Member

    Joined:
    May 30, 2000
    Messages:
    5,973
    Likes Received:
    21
    Arthur : I'll have your legs . . .right!

    (Arthur cuts off one of the Black Knight's legs)

    A little slow pitch softball . . .

    Sir Bedivere(doh!) : What makes you think she is a witch?
     
    #14 Puedlfor, Dec 17, 2001
    Last edited: Dec 17, 2001
  15. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 1999
    Messages:
    6,382
    Likes Received:
    199
    (Edit:) Good catch. Damn, I've got too much time on my hands.

    Anyway, the following line is:
    She looks like one!


    Next:


    Tim the Enchanter: Well that's no ordinary rabbit!
     
    #15 Lynus302, Dec 17, 2001
    Last edited: Dec 17, 2001
  16. Puedlfor

    Puedlfor Contributing Member

    Joined:
    May 30, 2000
    Messages:
    5,973
    Likes Received:
    21
    I know, if you notice, I edited my post to correct that 4 minutes before you posted.
     
  17. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 1999
    Messages:
    6,382
    Likes Received:
    199
    Puedlfor
    I know, if you notice, I edited my post to correct that 4 minutes before you posted.

    Yeah. I was trying to think of a next line. I did notice it though.
     
  18. Behad

    Behad Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 1999
    Messages:
    12,358
    Likes Received:
    191
    That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on

    Where the hell were you people last night while I was awake?!?

    Here's a tough one. Remember, you got to do this from memory:

    HEAD KNIGHT:
    We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'
    KNIGHTS OF NI:
    Ni! Shh!
    HEAD KNIGHT:
    Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say ...........
     
  19. mc mark

    mc mark Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 1999
    Messages:
    26,195
    Likes Received:
    468
    <i>"We are now the Knights Who Go Neeeow ... wum ... ping! "</I>

    The same scene: TALL KNIGHT: When you have found the shrubbery, then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest....
     
  20. Behad

    Behad Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 1999
    Messages:
    12,358
    Likes Received:
    191


    with...(dramatic pause)...a herring!


    BTW, it's icky icky icky biong whop bish.....or something like that. I know it starts with icky.



    BRAVE SIR ROBIN'S MINSTELS:
    When danger turned it's ugly head, he.......
     

Share This Page

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now