I know I can't be the only one on this board that listens to the most outlandish **** during a Thanksgiving meal. I almost can't begin to tell you what was said today after my family said grace. Granted, there were no children at the 'adult' table, and thank goodness for that! But I know we all have stories that transpired today, and I can't wait to hear them all. Here is a snippet of mine... I was the fortunate one to do the toast today...for being thankful for everything from the health and happiness of my family, and most importantly my lovely wife. Now here is where it gets fun. While everything was being passed around the table (before dinner actually began) the first topic of our afternoon meal was sex and orgasms...don't forget, I am sitting next to my flipping mother (who has a best-friendship-like relationship with my wife) however still quite awkward for me - to say the least. Don't get me wrong, I recommend an orgasm for everyone...but not while I'm chowing down a mouthful of stuffing and gravy. This is just how the turkey talk started. And we had "seconds"...and "thirds"...and "fourths"...more to come as I try to digest my meal.
I was at a friends house with several friends I know who always cook and this time invited side families. We played croquette. This is a very serious game at these parties. I got poison first and successfully killed everyone before they killed me...like my first time ever. The last one was a 13 yr old girl who I killed from about 25 feet away on thick St Augustine Grass Then we ate. But she kept coming up to me...you killed me. Why did you kill me, and she kept staring at me. creepy I couldn't resist. "Don't make me kill you again."
Epic game of Taboo, one for the ages. I have to have the most sarcastic, passive aggressive, hilarious family ever created.
Came back from my uncle house and can't tell if it was turkey or pork. That **** was sweet and white.
Weirdness. Roc Paint thinking he belongs at the "adult table" and Hey P still hitting on his nieces. Ain't family grand?!!?!
Everyone in my extended family likes to do their own immediate family holiday things, so I almost never (maybe 3 or 4 times in the last 20 years) go to huge family gatherings where dumbassery takes places. Usually it's just like me, wife, daughter, with my mom and dad. Or me, wife, daughter with the in-laws. With these smaller gatherings the unpleasantness is easier to avoid, although there's probably some **** I'm missing out on that would be interesting.
