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[Players' Tribune] Sam Dekker's NBA Job Application

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by stipendlax, Jun 26, 2015.

  1. stipendlax

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    With the draft on the horizon, your favorite NBA team will be adding a few new employees soon. With this in mind, we asked some incoming rookies to show off their basketball chops in a format familiar to anyone who has ever applied for a new job. This is the NBA Job Application. First up: Sam Dekker from the University of Wisconsin.

    http://www.theplayerstribune.com/sam-dekker-2015-nba-draft-job-application/

    I like this kid already
     
  2. Mattician

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    Pretty cool, lol.
     
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    Lmfao that NBA logo.
     
  4. LonghornFan

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    Most underrated aspect of my game-

    "Pussing."

    No, it looks like you've done quite well bud.

    Also, I guess when he's on the court we're all gonna be yelling BUCKETS!?
     
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    Sammy "Deep" Dekker
     
  7. chenjy9

    chenjy9 Numbers Don't Lie
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    That drawing of the NBA logo scares me LOL
     
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Is it too early to merchandise it? I would totally wear that on a shirt, LOL.
     
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    Crazy that he likens his game to Ariza ... and now he's going to be his teammate!!
     
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    He likes Lebron over Curry. Perfect fit for the Rockets. Match made in heaven.

    This guy is confident and knows how to play the game, his father being a coach. I predict he'll play his way into our rotation this year with his ability to attack sorely needed.
     
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    haha glad he aint a fan of curry too!

    that ariza comparison is awesome, y'all on the same team yo! ha
     
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    Still less hilarious than D-Mo and Dwight Howard sharing the starting five.
     
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    That was great

    Would like to see some of the other draftees apps
     
  15. Hakeemtheking

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    Already draws a last second shot better than coach. Lol
     
  16. stipendlax

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    His NBA logo looks like a guy being hanged with a midget exploding out of his chest.
     
  18. don grahamleone

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    You do realize that he called an iso for himself, right?
     
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    I would too, though it might give me nightmares. :grin:
     

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