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Smuggling Diamond

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Luckkky, Sep 27, 2011.

  1. Luckkky

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    Hi, I need to know how to smuggle Diamonds from my crib to the pawn shop without my parents knowing. They have a diamond scanner on every entrance.. the alarm will come off if I walk through them and they will know I have diamonds and keep it for themselves. Any ideas???
     
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    crazy? I was once crazy, they locked me in a room, room full of rats, eww I hate rats.. they drive me crazy! crazy? I was once crazy, they locked me in a room, room full of rats, eww I hate rats.. they drive me crazy! crazy? I was once crazy, they locked me in a room, room full of rats, eww I hate rats.. they drive me crazy! crazy? I was once crazy, they locked me in a room, room full of rats, eww I hate rats.. they drive me crazy!
     
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    go when theres a power outage?
     
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    My attorney has advised me not to speak in this thread.

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    There are no such things as a diamond scanner.
     
    #8 rockbox, Sep 27, 2011
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    peyote? Anyways..thought the video would be an Asset to the thread
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    It all started when our predictably heroic hero, Luckyyy, woke up in an imaginary desert. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling excessively relieved, Luckyyy punched a dull pencil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Unaware of the bleakness of existence, he realized that his beloved Parent's Diamond was missing! Immediately he called his annoying neighbor, Toycen. Luckyyy had known Toycen for (plus or minus) 11,000 years, the majority of which were enchanting ones. Toycen was unique. He was intelligent though sometimes a little... dimwitted. Luckyyy called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

    Toycen picked up to a very calm Luckyyy. Toycen calmly assured him that most long-haired sea monkeys shudder before mating, yet Indonesian devil cats usually earnestly grimace *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Luckyyy. Why was Toycen trying to distract Luckyyy? Because he had snuck out from Luckyyy's with the Parent's Diamond only two days prior. It was a curious little Parent's Diamond... how could he resist?

    It didn't take long before Luckyyy got back to the subject at hand: his Parent's Diamond. Toycen sneezed. Relunctantly, Toycen invited him over, assuring him they'd find the Parent's Diamond. Luckyyy grabbed his giraffe and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Toycen realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Parent's Diamond and he had to do it aptly. He figured that if Luckyyy took the rice rocket, he had take at least three minutes before Luckyyy would get there. But if he took the Tinfoil Spaceship? Then Toycen would be very screwed.

    Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Toycen was interrupted by ten funny-smelling Aliens that were lured by his Parent's Diamond. Toycen yawned; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling puzzled, he aimlessly reached for his gerbil and randomly grabbed every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the imaginery desert, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Tinfoil Spaceship rolling up. It was Luckyyy.

    ----o0o----

    As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Wal-Mart to pick up a 12-pack of potatoes, so he knew he was running late. With a calculated leap, Luckyyy was out of the Tinfoil Spaceship and went exotically jaunting toward Toycen's front door. Meanwhile inside, Toycen was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Parent's Diamond into a box of potatoes and then slid the box behind his rhinoceros. Toycen was stunned but at least the Parent's Diamond was concealed. The doorbell rang.

    'Come in,' Toycen explosively purred. With a quick push, Luckyyy opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some clueless social outcast in a best-in-its-so-called-'class' sedan,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Toycen assured him. Luckyyy took a seat right next to where Toycen had hidden the Parent's Diamond. Toycen sneezed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Luckyyy was distracted. In a tragically predictable turn of events, Toycen noticed a abrasive look on Luckyyy's face. Luckyyy slowly opened his mouth to speak.

    '...What's that smell?'

    Toycen felt a stabbing pain in his ear when Luckyyy asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the Parent's Diamond right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A pestering look started to form on Luckyyy's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's ninja stars from when she used to have pet albino cats. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Luckyyy nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Toycen could react, Luckyyy fearlessly lunged toward the box and opened it. The Parent's Diamond was plainly in view.

    Luckyyy stared at Toycen for what what must've been three nanoseconds. As if it really mattered Toycen groped exotically in Luckyyy's direction, clearly desperate. Luckyyy grabbed the Parent's Diamond and bolted for the door. It was locked. Toycen let out a enchanting chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Luckyyy,' he rebuked. Toycen always had been a little clueless, so Luckyyy knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Toycen did something crazy, like... start chucking potatoes at him or something. In a tragically predictable turn of events, he gripped his Parent's Diamond tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

    Toycen looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Luckyyy. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame eight days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Luckyyy. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Toycen walked over to the window and looked down. Luckyyy was gone.

    ----o0o----

    Just yonder, Luckyyy was struggling to make his way through the haunted thicket behind Toycen's place. Luckyyy had severely hurt his kidney during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Aliens suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Parent's Diamond. One by one they latched on to Luckyyy. Already weakened from his injury, Luckyyy yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Aliens running off with his Parent's Diamond.

    About three hours later, Luckyyy awoke, his ear throbbing. It was dark and Luckyyy did not know where he was. Deep in the inhospitable disease-infested jungle, Luckyyy was exceedingly lost. A few unsatisfying minutes later, he remembered that his Parent's Diamond was taken by the Aliens. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a huge Alien emerged from the secret vineyard. It was the alpha Alien. Luckyyy opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the Alien sunk its teeth into Luckyyy's taint. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Luckyyy's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.

    [FONT=&quot] Less than eight miles away, Toycen was entombed by anguish over the loss of the Parent's Diamond. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened gerbil. With a hasty thrust, he buried it deeply into his fingernail. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about Luckyyy... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the Parent's Diamond that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sapling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant Aliens, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. [/FONT]
     
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    Wrecked em?

    Damn near killed em!
     
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    ToyCen ain't got nothing on you!!!
     
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    You are not a bad boy.
     
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