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What do your boogers smell like?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bladeage, Mar 2, 2007.

  1. bladeage

    bladeage Contributing Member

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    Mine smell a little like mayonaise. What about yours?
     
  2. the futants

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    dirt and swiss cheese.
     
  4. bladeage

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    nice. ;)
     
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    Since they've been on your nose all that time... aren't we already USED TO THE SMELL? I mean, it's like living near a train... you never hear it, until someone points it out:
    Friend: "MAN!!!! WTF IS THAT NOISE!?!?!?!?! Don't you get tired of the loudness????"
    You: "HUH? Wha....!?!?!???"

    I don't know what they smell like :confused:. They're salty... I know that... :eek:
     
  6. rimrocker

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    I don't know about the smell, but when they're dried out a little, they taste like the little bits that fall off of fried chicken.
     
  7. finalsbound

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    That was one of the nastiest things I've ever read on here, congratulations!!
     
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    so dried boogers taste like chicken. everything tastes like chicken!!!
     
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    mine smell like the fluids of a horny woman.
     
  11. Harrisment

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    or diesel fuel
     
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    Some might call that heaven.
     
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    Not everything. There are two things in this world that taste like fish...

    ...

    ... and one of 'em is fish.
     
  14. Wangdoodle

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    ... aw crap. I messed up that joke. It's .. "only two things smell like fish...

    I could really use an edit button right about now.
     
  15. bladeage

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    whats the other?
     
  16. Wangdoodle

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    Well, I messed up the joke. It goes... "Only two things in this world smell like fish... and one of 'em is fish."


    (the other would be a female's privates)
     
  17. rimrocker

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    Thanks. Being one of the elders on the board, I try to share my hard-earned wisdom whenever I can.
     
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    I don't understand.
     
  19. bladeage

    bladeage Contributing Member

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    what females you been smellin... the ones i smelled, smell fine. Well no, let me take that back... my ex girlfriends vagina smelled HORRIBLE.. i mean imagine the nastiest thing you ever smelled, multiply it by 1,000,000 then take a crap on top of it, leave it out in the sun, then take another crap on it. AND IT STILL WOULD SMELL BETTER than my ex girls vagina. My current girlfriends private smells like heaven.
     
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    yo mama's ass...
     

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