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Can't wait till I'm 21

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SpaceCityKid, Aug 5, 2010.

  1. SpaceCityKid

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    So my friend planed on today to have a party I'm talking about 3 beer kegs, 300 jello shots, we had over easily 200 beers. I had just gotten on the BP table and was 3-0 yes I'm a beast and I will challenge anyone I'm that good.
    Well anyways it's like 10:25 and the of course pigs show up everyone scatters, people come running through the front door knocking beers over yelling Cops, Cops!!

    Of course people take out through the back I'm with my gf and we decide to go into this little playhouse they have in the backyard which I'd two storys lol.

    Anyways I've been here for almost an hour. Me and my gf wouldve already had sex but some random girl came in with us, so now I'm stuck here waiting who knows when they will leave and there's people inside hiding in the attic haha. Man we have no idea what to do!

    Of course when I'm bored I get on CF and share this, hopefully get some crazy feedback.

    But anyways so far it's a crazy night hopefully I'm not in jail by the morning.

    One thing I gotta say is

    *** the Police
     
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  2. SirCharlesFan

    SirCharlesFan Contributing Member

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    Pics or STFU
     
  3. Kam

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    cool story hermano

    you really like the spoiler tag.
     
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    In before all hell breaks loose. Again.
     
  6. peleincubus

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    back back in the day at parties i have fealt dumb for running. but later when i find out that some of my friends got MIPs i fealt vurrrry smart.
     
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    I missed Epic Thread, so I'm just announcing my presence in this one just in case.

    Are there any white b****es?
     
  8. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    go forth to the nearest sink.
     
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  10. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    1 Keg (actually a half keg) = 165 12oz beers. Get it straight.

    Now get on with the epic story, SCK. pressure. PRESSURE!!!
     
  11. Mr. Brightside

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    Did you or didn't you have sex in the little playhouse? I wasn't clear on this.
     
  12. amaru

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    In B4 MS Paint illustration :grin:
     
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    Is the Mustang still out of commission?
     
  15. DudeWah

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    why are you not having a threesome in the playhouse? :confused:
     
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  16. The Bird

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    ^This
     
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    The "random chick" must not be a white girl, otherwise it just doesn't make sense..
     
  19. chestr

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    that's what i was expecting when he said the 2nd girl came in. it's ok he has all night to work on it
     
  20. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost not wrong
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    In on First page
     

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