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[Only in Sweden?] 3 Naked German Women Found in Woods

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Nero, Aug 3, 2010.

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  1. Nero

    Nero Member

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    Ok, the reporter who wrote this story apparently used a great deal of self-restraint.

    http://www.thelocal.se/28142/20100802/

    To Quote (since it is so short):

    "A search party was called off in southern Sweden on Sunday as three naked German women lost in the woods eventually managed to relocate their holiday home without the aid of a police helicopter or sniffer dogs.

    The naturist campers, 40, 50 and 56-years-old, wandered into the woods outside Karlshamn at around 4pm. Friends holidaying with the women raised the alarm when the nude ramblers failed to return to their cottage by Långasjön lake, newspaper Expressen reports.

    Police deployed a helicopter and sniffer dogs to aid in the search but were quickly able to call off the hunt when the women returned to the cottage of their own accord at 10.30pm.

    The women, who were naked when they set off on their stroll, told police they got lost shortly after leaving their lakeside cottage. They ended up groping around in the dark for the last hour of their wayward walk before eventually find their way back to their naturist companions.     "

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    I like the line 'they ended up groping around in the dark for the last hour' , but I would change the '40, 50 and 56' to '21, 23 and 26'.. and maybe change them from Germans to Swedes.

    I think tourism to that part of the world might have gone up precipitously.. :grin:


    Anyway, it just seems like there MUST have been a little more to this story than was actually reported.. hehehe
     
    #1 Nero, Aug 3, 2010
  2. RoxSqaud

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    *exits thread*
     
    #2 RoxSqaud, Aug 3, 2010
  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    "August 03, 2010: Day of BBS Disappointments"

    :grin:
     
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  4. justtxyank

    justtxyank Contributing Member

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    I doubt it's only in Sweden that a bunch of middle aged women walk around naked and do nothing interesting or exciting whatsoever.
     
    #4 justtxyank, Aug 3, 2010
  5. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Contributing Member

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    No joke! :grin:
     
    #5 Lil Pun, Aug 3, 2010
  6. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    I don't wanna speak to you.
     
    #6 RoxSqaud, Aug 3, 2010
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    **exits thread**
     
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  8. finalsbound

    finalsbound Contributing Member

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    i wish i was uninhibited enough to go outside nude (in designated locations, of course). doesn't austin have a couple nudist colonies?

    sounds so very...breezy.
     
    #8 finalsbound, Aug 3, 2010
  9. moestavern19

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    Well then everyone will get to see that huge birthmark on your ass!
     
    #9 moestavern19, Aug 3, 2010
  10. da_juice

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    Any pictures?
     
    #10 da_juice, Aug 3, 2010
  11. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    are you talking to Moes? :eek:
     
    #11 RoxSqaud, Aug 3, 2010
  12. finalsbound

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    my mom told me it was a kiss from god!!! :(
     
    #12 finalsbound, Aug 3, 2010
  13. Tb-Cain

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    So.....what were you searching for to locate that article?
     
    #13 Tb-Cain, Aug 3, 2010
  14. Deckard

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    FYI...

    Hippie Hollow, right on Lake Travis and past the Oasis, has been a nudist "beach" for decades. Paleface Park, or as it's called today, Pace Bend Park, has a long stretch of coves surrounded by cliffs that have been popular topless areas. Back in the day, folks swam nude there all the time. That was before it became so "regulated" by the county. I'm pretty sure there are actual nudist colonies around here, but have never checked that out. Oh, and you can lay out in the sun topless at Barton Springs Pool, in town at Zilker Park. That used to be very common, and probably still goes on. I haven't been there for a while.
     
    #14 Deckard, Aug 3, 2010
  15. da_juice

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    Naw the OP LOL :grin: .
     
    #15 da_juice, Aug 3, 2010
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    Nice wording.
     
    #16 FranchiseBlade, Aug 3, 2010
  17. Nero

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    PSH It was in the Wall Street Journal.
     
    #17 Nero, Aug 3, 2010
  18. BiGGieStuFF

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    Mayznar exits thread
     
    #18 BiGGieStuFF, Aug 3, 2010
  19. rocketsjudoka

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    Beat me to it.

    Of course if their had been a guy with the women they wouldn't have a stick to rub so they could start a fire.
     
    #19 rocketsjudoka, Aug 3, 2010
  20. ima_drummer2k

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    I like this one better:

    Talk about a random non sequitur.
     
    #20 ima_drummer2k, Aug 3, 2010
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