[Video] Clutchfans brethren! I need your detective skills! Car got broken in to. Surveillance video

What kind of person keeps a shotgun and a ak47 in their truck?

 

Nothing controversial about that at all.

 

I stole some 1986 Astros baseball cards from a kid who just threw them in his closet. I thought that was disrespectful to the Astros. So took 'em. Gave them a better home. I have stolen supplies from work. And when working in the cafeteria at college I stole ice cream from the freezer for my roommates. I stole candy bars when I volunteered at the Hospital and they stuck me in the gift shop one night. Got hungry. Two snickers bars. I'm generally not a steeler I don't think, but it has happened. Every year I have a dream where I stumble into the theory of everything in someones home, all the papers and the solution, and I take it and claim it as my own. And so if that really happened, I could see myself going for it. My dad had morals. He gave them to me. But there have been moments where clearly there was a collapse. I don't ever recall being caught. But clearly guilt riddles me to this day because I remember all the things stolen.

 

I'm pretty sure the guy breaking into the truck is Moe.

 

I can't find a face-palm meme big enough for this.

 

Sh**ty thieves suck. Sometimes they don't even want the crap they take. They just take it like it is theirs to begin with. It can go from a candy bar to thousands of dollar in no time. I once busted a career A**Hole and his w**** for stealing $2 worth of popcorn chicken. We were already on the look out for him because he was a known box stuffer.

He would go into a big store and grab a big power wheel toy, empty it, fill it with all kinds of high priced items and tape it back up. He would put it back on the shelf and come back in the next morning to buy a $80 box filled with about a thousand dollars worth of merchandise. He was hitting stores all over Texas and Louisiana. We think Oklahoma too but we couldn't put enough video evidence for it. It ended up being over 20 grand that we were able to pin on him. That was only a little over a months worth of time. No telling what he got away with.

When they were arrested his w**** had a crack pipe stuck up her a**...lol

 

These kids are noobs.

They have their headlights on the whole time?

 

The hooligans were <strike>Cowboys</strike> Cowgirls fans! How else can one explain this!!! ...

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How is a well armed 2nd amendment spouting militia supposed to operate without their guns? This is a threat to all of our freedom.

 

Would agree he was clever but they all get comfortable, careless all and get got.

 

Assault rifles in general should be illegal. Leaving them unlocked in your truck should be a felony. What an idiot.


Although the only silver lining to that is that it may be a big enough score that some young punk who has never done anything like this before may brag about it on aocial media.

 

This isn't even that clever... Wouldn't he get caught by the scanners at the doors if he walked out with an item? Like if he has a bunch of other items in the box that have tags and get scanned?

But I guess those scanners only pick up items that have a tag on them like razor blades or Ralph Lauren clothes. I think regular grocery store items don't get picked up since the barcode on something does not get scanned. Surprised they haven't made this more functional.

 

[slow clap][/slow clap] I even read it in his voice from the first words.

 

I'm not condoning anything, and these kids are punk-ass b****es who deserve to be taught a lesson, but why the hell would anyone leave their keys in their unlocked car overnight?? Like, what possible reason could there be to justify that?

 

They are driving a silver dodge challenger.