she is a completely lazy, whiney, moody ho. Ok I plead the 5th on being a bit on the lazy and messy side, but damn I wanted to pop this girl in the mouth a few times after watching a gawd awful 10 minutes of MTV's new reality sitcom - 'The Newlyweds - Nick & Jessica' If I was Nick I would run. Run like hell. I mean how much of her 6 year old whiney bullsh!t would you put up with?
Yeah, I'd run to my bed, and stay there for the rest of my life. Seriously, though, she seemed like Anna Nichole, but a couple times worse to me. Oh well, show more Jessica!
She was in New York yesterday morning on a local radio show promoting her new album. She admitted she's a princess and that she's spoiled. Then she talked about how she had to convince Nick that paying $8 an hour for a maid isn't much money. Now I understand that between the two of them, they are worth millions of dollars. But, by the way she sounded during her interview, it seemed like her whole attitude about herself and money in general was cavalier and selfish.
I just recently found out that her little sister is Ashlee Simpson... the hottie on "7th Heaven" who plays Simon Camden's love interest. The Simpson family matriarch must be the mutha of all MILFS!
I think the maid will find a way to "supplement her income" of $8 an hour for cleaning a mansion. That can't be enough money, can it? Actually, I have no idea how much maids or butlers get paid, but $8 an hour seems on the cheap end.
The first time I saw an interview with her after her wedding and she went on and on about how special her first night of love making was and how glad she was that she waited and how she and her husband are now trying to make up for lost time by, I guess, humping like rabbits, I wanted to vomit in terror. I felt like I should be surrounded by teddy bears on a fuzzy pink blanket of love. Ahhhh. 1. Your'e a terrible singer. 2. You were a virgin - big freakin' deal. 3. You look like 100 other Playmates who have come before you. I just kept thinking during the inteview, "Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!! OW, MY FREAKIN' EARS!!!"
didn't watch the show (rarely if ever watch anything on MTV anymore) but I heard there was a scene where Jessica is complaining about her chicken tasting more like tuna. Turns out she was eating Chicken of the Sea brand canned tuna.
Except, it is said, she is all-natural. I have always thought she was easily the hottest of the wave of young blonde singers. Really quite attractive, form a physical standpoint, but I have not seen the show in question, so cannot comment on her ability to generate nausea.
I'm not into her at all when I compare her to other hot chicks. However, in real life, I'm all over that. She seems kind of regular. No real spark in her face or personality like the girl from legally blonde or like Britney. I think that's why I'm not into her. Nick seems like a pretty cool guy when I've seen him. Even when he got punk'd.
