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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by tmoney1101, Oct 4, 2009.

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  1. tmoney1101

    tmoney1101 Contributing Member

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    "Three physicians, reporting in The Canadian Journal of Urology in July, described how they handled an emergency-room patient who arrived with a ballpoint pen in his urethra. The man, 57, had assumed that the insertion would be pleasurable, and when it wasn't, thought initially that maybe the pen was not in far enough. After pushing further, to even greater discomfort, he thought that if he pushed it all the way through, it would exit in his rectum, where he could remove it more easily. (Actually, they're not connected.) Doctors removed the pen with the same procedure used to remove kidney stones."

    [Canadian Journal of Urology (July 2009) via Neurotopia blog, 8-28-09]


    This guy must be challenged, story made me cringe.
     
  2. BrownBeast99

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    HOLY LORD! Ouch that hurts thinking about it!
     
  3. Codman

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    That is some disturbing stuff. There must have been some pre-drug abuse involved. No way that guy could handle the pain sober. Obviously, that's not natural.
     
  4. RedRedemption

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    WTF. Instead of taking it out, he wanted to push the pen through his penis and out his anus? :confused:

    OMG. That's painful.
     
  5. tmoney1101

    tmoney1101 Contributing Member

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    Hard to believe someone could be that stupid.
     
  6. LCII

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    gahhh my dick hurts after reading this.
     
  7. Realjad

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    I was told in the Holocaust that a way they used to torture people somtimes was to take a glass tube.. insert it in the urethra and shatter it...

    I heard that when I was like 7 years old and I still cringe and get a tingly feeling my my penis when I think about it to this day..
     
  8. macalu

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    The pen(is) is mightier than the sword.
     
  9. SwoLy-D

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    Wait wait wait... is someone selling Penis Mightiers? :confused:

    Fixed, too.
     
  10. JusBleezy

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    .....

    I dislike you for telling me that and giving me this..... picture. I'd put you on my ignore list if it meant I could unread this post. Alas. It cannot. :(
     
  11. JuanValdez

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    :eek: Good God, man! Can you put a spoiler on stories like that?
     
  12. pippendagimp

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    ya but it's canada! :D
     
  13. LFE171

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    Thanks for sharing on this gloomy monday morning. :)
     
  14. Invisible Fan

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    There's a canadian joke somewhere in there.
     

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