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DeadSpin Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Houston Texans

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Fantasma Negro, Aug 6, 2014.

  1. houstonstime

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    LOL at the BOB chin jokes. If you cant take it then don't read it lol.

    Also liked this gem from a fan of the jaguars in their article:

    Hear it from Jaguars fans!

    Aaron:


    If a head coach lost to the Jaguars in 2013, that coach was fired.
     
  2. macalu

    macalu Contributing Member

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    Lighten up, Francis.
     
  3. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    I don't mind people talking **** about a favorite team of mine or the city I live in, as long as it's actually funny.

    There were parts where I got a chuckle out but nothing like the OP pissing himself he was laughing so hard.

    I'm realistic so I can't say I have that great of expecations for this team but if you're gonna try to make it a joke make sure the jokes actually land.

    Also you can't call people fat asses if you're a fat ass yourself. That's just my opinion.
     
  4. soonerfan7277

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    I am sorry I don't like the city I live in getting a bad rap. It's called an opinion I apologize if I disagree with yours
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    Meh, most is stupid but I agree on the QB stuff. Why not more urgency to get a good QB or at least one with real potential?

    Could've taken Garoppolo.

    Did pretty good in his first preseason game.
     
  6. J.R.

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  7. Jake Tower

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    I wish Triumph the Insult Comic Dog did these reports.

    "Your team is pretty good... FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
     
  8. Remii

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    Now that I didn't find funny... No need to insult O'Brien's appearance when the dude who wrote that article looks like 20 pounds of potatoes stuffed in a 5 pound bag.
     
  9. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Sorry cant embed from my phone. But this has to be one of my favorite clips of triumph and other celebrity.

    Watch "Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago's Weiner's …" on YouTube
    Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago's Weiner's …: http://youtu.be/33zPlnhymCU

    So imo, yes that would be awesome.
     
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