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Don't Date Crazy

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Oct 20, 2014.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Yeah...also don't do online dating.

    http://abc13.com/357340/

    Woman rescued from Thousand Oaks chimney belonging to man she met online

    bet you guys thought it was the woman who got locked up in there by the guy

    [​IMG]
     
    #1 hotballa, Oct 20, 2014
  2. percicles

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    She was just getting into the xmas spirit a bit early.
     
    #2 percicles, Oct 20, 2014
  3. Nook

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    It looks like she was repeatedly beaten with the ugly stick while stuck in the chimney.

    Ladies..... if you want to play the "crazy card" you need to be insanely hot. Ugly AND crazy? That just isn't going to work.
     
    #3 Nook, Oct 20, 2014
  4. Haymitch

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    How the hell did she just disappear? Is she Batman?
     
    #4 Haymitch, Oct 20, 2014
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    Lubricated with dish soap......kinky........

    [​IMG]
     
    #5 ima_drummer2k, Oct 20, 2014
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  6. Nook

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    Didn't you read the article bro.

    She camouflaged herself as a chimney.
     
    #6 Nook, Oct 20, 2014
  7. krnxsnoopy

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    Santa Claus cosplay?

    These hoes aint loyal.
     
    #7 krnxsnoopy, Oct 20, 2014
  8. tested911

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    Ok, so the OP picture is probably from when the chick was in High School..

    This is her now.


    [​IMG]
     
    #8 tested911, Oct 20, 2014
  9. Roc Paint

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    She looks adorable.
     
    #9 Roc Paint, Oct 20, 2014
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  10. hotballa

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    second picture makes it look like she has a thing for black guys and a white guy who knew this and wanted to date her did whatever it took to make the magic happen.
     
    #10 hotballa, Oct 20, 2014
  11. bobloblaw

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    I was convinced that the picture above was of firemen pulling a corpse out of a chimney...

    Just broke up with a crazy ass girlfriend this weekend. I needed this kind of story.
     
    #11 bobloblaw, Oct 20, 2014
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    Agreed -- the dish soap angle is indeed an interesting twist here.

    Women these days have lost their way regarding doing their job around the home. It appears she may actually have a handle on things in the kitchen, based on this. I'm not sure I'd label this woman as crazy just yet.
     
    #12 bigtexxx, Oct 20, 2014
  13. ynelilvs99

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    Ppl cray cray mkay??
     
    #13 ynelilvs99, Oct 20, 2014
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    And im supposed to go on a date this weekend with a guy I met online :/
     
    #14 ynelilvs99, Oct 20, 2014
  15. cheke64

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    Can I get a close up on the chimney face.
     
    #15 cheke64, Oct 20, 2014
  16. SwoLy-D

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    Maybe you'll learn. :eek: Keep your CFans on quick-dial.

    Post a thread while you're out with him... updates? :p
     
    #16 SwoLy-D, Oct 20, 2014
  17. Fyreball

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    Hey, if it's a fat guy, you won't have anything to worry about. Anything bigger than a 40" waist, and your chimney will be safe. ;)
     
    #17 Fyreball, Oct 20, 2014
  18. cheke64

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    Dang girl, you always dating someone new.
     
    #18 cheke64, Oct 20, 2014
  19. Roc Paint

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    The power of the ****y! ;)
     
    #19 Roc Paint, Oct 20, 2014
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    LMAO, I Hit.:grin:
     
    #20 danoman, Oct 20, 2014
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