Actress KATE BECKINSALE was forced to give her daughter's randy rabbit to the family cleaning lady - because it wouldn't stop masturbating in its cage. The PEARL HARBOR star eventually ran out of explanations as to what her daughter LILY's pet was doing as he pleasured himself and "humped" his food bowl. She came to the conclusion that the rabbit simply wasn't comfortable in his surroundings. Beckinsale says, "I think his own frustrated sexuality just consumed him in a horrid and chilling way. "I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his food bowl. I was sick of inventing different explanations of what that was. "Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn't do anything." Silly Rabbit
What's the big deal, when I look at Kate Beckinsale I usually want to... uh... hmm... oh boy, this is awkward... LOOK AT THE BUNNY!
They have the phrase "humping like rabbits" for a reason, maybe he just lacked for female companionship and needed a release.
I'm with Mulder on this one. Think about it. She is probably in her house walking around in nothing but a bikini or short shorts or... what is a bunny supposed to do?
"Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn't do anything." I'm 12 years old, I know, but that line just kills me
Kate and I decided to give away the rabbit to stop all the questions! Anyway, we just wanted to wish everyone here a Happy New Year from the bedroom where we haven't left since last month. Oh, I took a couple pics of Kate, my torrid lover, to show you guys. You know rockHEAD rule and all. /Your very tired brother, coma.
Great example to your children. If an animal is upset with its forced enclosure and, as a result, behaves in a way that makes you uncomfortable, get rid of it. Oh, that and if it is "boring." Nice. She is very attractive, but I don't even want to look at her now.
So your saying if you had a animal that was firing white missles out of his cage at you all day you would keep it? I wouldn't want to end up like Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs. That monkey would be gone, or neutered.
Well, exactly. Try SOMETHING. Neutering would be the first option - which actually improves the overall health and increases the life expectancy of most domesticated animals anyway. I'm saying that if one of my cats had a behavior problem (hell, a couple of them do), I wouldn't just get rid of it at the first sign of trouble. That is just irresponsible and immature.