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How to Handle Proposition by Masseuse

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Oct 9, 2015.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Assuming you are refusing. Ignore it? Get up and Walk away? Get loud?

    I get regular massage therapy about once or twice a month for my back. Been trying to save money recently, so went looking for a cheaper place. Found one that charged only $35 for an hour. So far so good. She does excellent work on the back for a solid 30 minutes, then tells me to turn over to work on my shoulders and head. Things got awkward after that. She made a series of initiating moves which were not reciprocated. I ignored them because it wasn't overt (no junk touching), but I seriously thought about getting up and leaving right at that moment but didn't want to cause a scene. She finally gives up after 5 minutes of futility and goes back to doing a proper massage (again, very good at it).

    Would you have caused a scene? I mean, she wasnt trying to hurt me, and I really wanted her to finish the massage
     
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    if someone offers you a happy end, in what scenario does one say no! you always say yes, please.
     
  3. FTW Rockets FTW

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    You should have exploded on her face to show her who is boss
     
  4. Yung-T

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    Need pics of masseuse to assess the situation properly.
     
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    hotballa...you so crazy
     
  6. Panda23

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    just furiously buttstuff her with your cockenshpeil
     
  7. Salvy

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    And what is the address to such horrid place... I must investigate further.... For science..
     
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    What was he/she's name?
     
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    Fart very loud.
     
  10. ling ling

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    That's a mating call in some cultures.

    Did you salute the masseuse?
     
  11. Rockets Red Glare

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    The answer obviously depends on what the lady looked like...
     
  12. Cannonball

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    Wow, just think about how many cocks her hands must have touched that day before she put them on your back, shoulders, and head!
     
  13. Newlin

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    Maybe you would prefer a masseur?
     
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    she loved you not so longtime
     
  16. Two Sandwiches

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    Should have just sent her home for the day.
     
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    Did she look like this....:confused:

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    hotballa keeping it real!!! ;)
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  18. Rashmon

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    You're fine going forward because now she thinks your gay.
     
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    Your masseuse was most like a tranny.
     
  20. dragician

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    tell her the truth - that you are gay.
     

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