Michael Jordan Is On Twitter Today Posting Selfies And It's Awesome

Whoaaaa that’s the greatest thumb in the world.



Look, even people who have more money than god get pumped about a free t-shirt!



First grown man to make an unironic LOL seem cool.



Get some.



I don’t know why but this whole twitter takeover cracks me up. MJ shouldn’t be on twitter. Michael Jordan is the one person in the world who is honestly too cool for the internet. Like some people pretend to not care what’s going on on the internet, the people who attempt to be counter culture hipster douches, but MJ truly shouldn’t care. Who the **** needs the internet when you’re Michael Jordan? People go on the internet to escape from reality, MJ’s reality is literally the coolest thing that has ever been done in the history of the world. So thanks for joining us for the day Michael, but honestly, you’re better than this, don’t converse with us regulars, we’re ****ing lame compared to you.


PS

The fact that he still rocks the hoop earring as a 50 year old man just further proves my point. Anyone else and you think, man that’s lame but for MJ it’s sweet as ****. I may even get a hoop now that I’m talking out loud.

 

Sorry mods. Meant for NBA DISH.