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5 reasons why you hate the Mavs

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by devin23, Nov 21, 2007.

  1. devin23

    devin23 Member

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    For me its,

    1. Mark Cuban - No explaination needed
    2. Dirk - For being a pathetic flopper, whiner and choker.
    3. Josh Howard - for being a dirty player, a trash talker.
    4. Devin Harris - for being the worst flopper in the game, for playing dirty
    5. Eric Dampier - for claiming to be the 2nd best center in the league
    6. Jerry Stackhouse - for his attitude and ... Oops. I guess there's more reasons to hate the mavs after all.
     
  2. Rocket_Man_2.0

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    1.They
    2.Are
    3.Better
    4.Than
    5.Us
     
  3. thacabbage

    thacabbage Contributing Member

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    Jesus Christ, have some dignity. The obsession with the Mavs on this board is downright embarrassing considering that it isn't even a rivalry. They are flat out better than us.
     
  4. redefined

    redefined Contributing Member

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    Step aside DaDakota, I have a new favourite poster!
     
  5. Kam

    Kam Contributing Member

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    DALLAS Mavericks
     
  6. david_rocket

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    1. Dirk
    2. Mark Cuban
    3. The most important: that playoff series when finley was out of bounds, and the referee didnt saw that
    4. They are in the same division
     
  7. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    1.) Dirk
    2.) Harris
    3.) Stackhouse
    4.) Howard
    5.) All the rest
     
  8. Asian Sensation

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    1. I
    2. Agree
    3. Very
    4. well
    5. Said
     
  9. RocketsMac

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    1. Devin Harris- because he is the most annoying cheap-shot-taking flopper I've ever seen in my whole life
    2. Jason Terry- because he is the ugliest mofu I've ever seen and he always gets lucky and kills us, in addition to his "I am the best ever" attitude that could be seen through his sorry a$$ $hitty facial expression
    3. Jirk- because he is an overrated douchebag who flops like a little girl
    4. Stackhouse- because he is weird r****ded bald guy who acts like he is taking a dump when he shoots Freethrows and who always goes off on us
    5. I hate them for brining in a r****ded 6-8 scrub who was named after a salt-water fish but went Michael Jordan on our sorry a$$e$ fronting Yao like crazy and hitting turnaround shots from 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

    gosh I hate this team... :mad:
     
  10. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    by the way, original poster,

    why in god's name is your moniker "devin23"? I already hate you for having the same name as this weird flopping dirty smurf.. :D
     
  11. IROC it

    IROC it Contributing Member

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    5. Their bench is deeper
    4. They have a deadly shooting guard
    3. They have a true point guard or two
    2. They have a power forward
    1. They have a better coach and owner



    Let's be real here people. We hate what we cannot seem to attain.
     
  12. RocketsMac

    RocketsMac Member

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    you forgot that they have a very impressive pointforward who isn't just a swingman (like Tmac) :D

    wait, is Mac a pointforward or is he just a swingman? :eek:
     
  13. wanghai

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    1,我
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  14. Dei

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    1. They think they won the 04-05 Hou-Dal series fairly.

    That's it, really. I honestly would love to have Josh Howard or Devin Harris on the Rox :). Their tall backcourt should be our envy.
     
  15. Mad-Mac

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    Rivalries don't have to be competitive to still be a rivalry.

    The Mavs don't have a single thing I want. I'm happy enough with my own flawed Rockets to envy Dallas's years of sucking followed by a few good years of choking in the playoffs.

    Kam had it right. Dallas is more than enough reason for a Houstonian to foster hatred/a rivalry with it.
     
  16. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    1. they are located in Dallas
    2. their fans
    3. they have no rings
    4. nowitzki has no leadership qualities
    5. nowitzki has no impact on the low block on either side of the floor
    6. ask a Dallas fan who the all time leading scorer in Mavs history is. they have no clue
    7. nowitzki is soft
    8. nowitzki is overrated
    9. their best player is the reason they havent won a title how often does that happen not including injury?
    10. cuban whines to the refs. its almost admirable at first but ridiculous in the end.
     
  17. Yaozer

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    Cuban was the first reason why I hated the Mavs a long time ago. I was fine with them until he came along. I was also fine with the the Spurs until Gino came along waving around his floppy disk.
     
  18. baller4life315

    baller4life315 Contributing Member

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    Exactly! Imagine if you were Mavs fan and you saw some of this crap being written by the bitter fans of a team you completely owned. Unbelievable.
     
  19. richirich

    richirich Contributing Member

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    we used to have Kelena Azubuike but our coach released him and now he has a HIGH PER and plays for a team that moves the ball. And he is 6-5 and athletic. But some still feel JVG was a genius...... :rolleyes:
     
  20. GATER

    GATER Contributing Member

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    I can only think of three.

    1) Mark Cuban is a nuevo-riche arse.
    2) Don Nelson recognized the value of matchups in selecting personnel.
    3) Avery Johnson and Donny Nelson learned Don Nelson's matchup philosophy too well and semi-enhanced it.
     

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