I want lots of it sent to my house. How can I do that? Also looking for any offers or sweepstakes or subscriptions I can have sent as well. I don't care if they bill me later...I just want the most annoying stuff sent to my house as possible. Yes, definitely for my house and no one else's. Any tips on getting this stuff for me, to me?
You're kidding, right? You mean you really want "House Values But truly really worthless coupons", "Neighborhood Xyz Newsletter Gossip and more", "Here are a bunch of labels from orphan kids and if you use them without donating to them you're a douchebag", and "COMCAST truly spectaculary triple douper combo sale special for the 12803721098th time because we really thought you missed our 12803721097 previous mailers" ??? I don't.
Nice one. I guess I meant to say "Who would want that stuff? I guess YOU." But, touché, sir. GlassHalfFull probably has it right. Divorced recently, madam?
Okay this sounds way too 4chan for me, but...if you really want to make someone's life miserable*, don't send them normal junkmail. Just entrust the anonymous fun of the Internet and give the address out to every crackpot religious cult, racist organization, Dallas sports team, Richard Simmons fan club, sex toy catalog, cometic surgery clinic, sex tourist organization, mail order bride service, pedophile society and political fringe organization you can find. If you are worried about being put on a government list yourself, install tor to surf anonymously. *For entertainment purposes only. Author assumes no liability for infringing harassment laws in your locale.
Dangit EDIT: This is the post where I didn't bother to fully notice who the OP was and called AC (the OP, Apollo Creed) AB and then replaced the post with the simple "Dangit" above. But then SwoLy called me out again on it, so now I'm going for the fail record. Am I succeeding yet?
LOL - Ms. meggo, AC AB? FAIL x 4 8th smiley post in a row! Let's keep it going! Oh, yeah, and help out AC with his JUNK... mail...
I think the OP is looking for cheap burning material for his fireplace. The recession is hitting really hard these days.
Yes, AC AB... I called AC (Apollo Creed) AB (Another Brother)... I meant what I wrote. But alas, I'll edit my post again for clarity. Maybe I can go for 5 now.
My favorite are the loan offers that look like checks made out to you. Hard to believe there are people out there that just see the check and run down to the bank to cash it. That's a pretty slimey way to market a loan. Especially when so many people are desperate enough to deposit the check.
