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Peeing at the urinal: Which direction do you look?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by A-Train, Mar 14, 2007.

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  1. A-Train

    A-Train Contributing Member

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    No, I didn't include "left" or "right". I don't think we need to know that info. ;)

    I look straight ahead, myself...

    Edit: ain't that a b****...IE shuts down right as I hit the submit button. No wonder I use firefox at home. Oh well, I guess there won't be a poll. :(
     
  2. Deckard

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    So do I. I sure as hell don't look left or right!
     
  3. The Real Shady

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    I look down. I gotta check out my boys.
     
  4. Storm Surge

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    I look down to aim and once I get locked in I look up
     
  5. professorjay

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    Over my shoulder, like a crazy person.
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    I honestly don't pay attention as to where I look. But I can say that I appreciate those video TV's at some new places.
     
  7. ima_drummer2k

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    I look down.

    Ever piss next to one of those guys that has one hand on the wall and acts like he's having an orgasm when he pisses? With the moaning and groaning? Those guys always creep me out.
     
  8. thadeus

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    I look to the future.
     
  9. Smokey

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    Watch the stream.
     
  10. KingCheetah

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    Or the guy who stands 3 feet from the urinal to let you know he thinks he's got a big one...

    Or the guy who does the exaggerated shake...

    Or the guy who strikes up a conversation...
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    btw - I look slightly up at a 45 degree angle.
     
  11. Cannonball

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    Just slightly downwards.
     
  12. Rocketman95

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    The ground so I can make sure it doesn't touch it.

    HEY-O!!
     
  13. Bobblehead

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    I close my eyes since it's usually a feeling of satisfaction, plus I have confidence in my aim.
     
  14. Uprising

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    I look up and straight ahead at the wall. WHile groaning and farting.
     
  15. rezdawg

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    Im looking at my feet, to make sure I stand on as little piss as possible.
     
  16. dntrwl

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    Look straight ahead but use the peripheral vision to make sure you arent missing the target
     
  17. Kam

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    Pshhh.

    I don't use the urinals.


    I sit down to piss.
     
  18. finalsbound

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    Me too. And I usually look at the latest issue of Spin.
     
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    Look at the stream of it and where I'm hittin'.
     

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