[TNT]Blazers-Rockets: What TNT commentators said

Joel Myers: I loooove the taste of Blazer penis nom nom nom nom.

 

Also, I love Chuck, but…

James Harden has a long way to go to be as bad at defending as Chuck was and to lose as much in his career as Chuck did because of it.

If Chuck thinks Harden is a poor defender, well…Chuck would know.

 

They also said good things about Lin.

 

I expect more from a 99er

 

What game are these quotes from? Not sure what you're trying to do here, but we all heard Webber and co being very complementary of Lin last night.

 

I am pretty sure that's Tinman's point; he's trolling LOFs.

 

Of all the things going on right now, this is what you feel is important?

 

If Tinman could show us more of these low-lights it would consist of:

*Dribble the ball of ankle with no one around (this happened yesterday when he was near Asik)
*Dribble the ball of ankle and get a backcourt violation
*Get double teamed and ball stripped with ease
*Dribble into the paint, stop, look around for 5 seconds then give it to someone with less than 3 seconds on shotclock.
*Dribble into the paint, jump in mid-air, pass to Asik who is 3 feet away have it bounce off Asik face and back into Lin who is out of bounds which results in a turnover
*Drive into the lane, go up for a layup instead of a dunk, miss layup
*Drive into the lane, go up for a 5 foot teardrop ball, misses 2 feet from rim
*Shoots air-ball 3 pointers on the regular
*Tries to take a charge but ends up flopping to the ground and the refs call personal foul on Lin
*Fights through screens but only to have teammate Harden's shooting elbow hyper-extended
*Miss critical free throws when the game is on the line
*Tries to take it up "strong" on Robin Lopez only to have it rejected in his face and flop on the ground (Lin then looks around like he was fouled)
*Throws no-looks into the seats and blames teammate
*Throws alley-oops 5 feet too high and looks at teammate funny
*Throws passes 5 feet ahead of running teammate on a fast break coach McHale then calls timeout and looks pissed off
*Shoots over the backboard (oh wait Tinman got this one)
*The list goes on i'm sure I missed more of these patented type Lin "go-to" moves

He is the biggest one-hit wonder in the NBA. We now have to give up first round pick(s) for his expiring contract to get rid of him. Again to all the LOFs this is not hate its facts. What exactly does Lin do well/exceptional? Can any LOF please elaborate for us?

 

Jeremy was one of the best players for the Rockets in game 1 but the only thing that made headlines was his horrible shot. lol.

 

LOL don't even start. If one were to make a list like this for Harden this series it would be twice as long minimum.

 

Man - the effort you put into this trolling is quite admirable. With all this attention your giving to Lin I'm starting to think he's your secret man crush.

 

Own a PRIME piece of real-estate in your fragile little mind

 

Harden stans trying anything to keep their head above water

 

tinman is the worst poster on this board. he has an agenda with every post and he dances around the issue when anyone calls him out on it. h

 

Weirdo!!! LOL

 

Webber was raving about Beverley in the first game; then he was raving about Lin in the second game. And which is ironic, because Lin played better in the first game, and Beverley better in the second (although that doesn't mean that Bev can guard Lillard).

 

Yeah blame it on Lin it's all his fault /smh
Whatever makes you feel better from the horrific loses I guess.