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How many times do you get eye-f'd each day?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by raj87, Oct 26, 2011.

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How many times do you get eye-f'd each day?

  1. 0 - not attractive

    18 vote(s)
    22.0%
  2. 1 - every dog has it's day

    11 vote(s)
    13.4%
  3. 5 - you are in shape and failrly good looking

    25 vote(s)
    30.5%
  4. 15+ - the thadeus

    28 vote(s)
    34.1%
  1. raj87

    raj87 Member

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    As an extremely handsome, distinguished man, I get eye f'd anytime I venture into public. On Saturday, I had a teenaged girl practically hyperventilating, and all I was doing was picking up a pizza.

    I am half Indian and half Irish, so don't let the name Raj fool you. Women of all ages and races seem to fancy me, and show their approval accordingly. I probably average 30 a day, so long as I leave the house.

    A poll has been included, so we can see how well my fellow clutchfan posters do an a daily basis - that is if you are actually paying attention to your surroundings.

    Note: eye-f'ing only counts if the stare has been going on for at least 5 seconds - bonus if she touches her hair.
     
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  2. LCII

    LCII Contributing Member

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    pics now....wait...... no homo, pics now.
     
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    If you want a picture of me, then you must be a homosexual.
     
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    Is that a problem for you?
     
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    I put zero because I never really pay attention to who is paying extra attention to me. It may be that it happens on occasion (my wife has claimed as much in the past but I never notice).

    But also because I really don't give a ****.
     
  7. Billy Bob

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    I eye-masterbate in the mirror everyday. Does that count?
     
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  8. Mr. Brightside

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    When I leave my parent's basement and venture outside, the count is at least 15 times. But most of the time I don't leave the basement.
     
  9. BrieflySpeaking

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    I'd say around 5+ times. And I feel bad how sometimes they cant make eye contact with me after starting up a conversation. It's an unfortunately situation, but what can I do? :grin:
     
  10. RedRedemption

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    Everyone looks at my 100 pound package every time I stroll out in the street.
     
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    He called "no homo" which means he isn't, or is he? Either way there's nothing wrong with that.
     
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    Mazyar is back!!!
     
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    Calling no homo means you aren't confident about your sexuality choice.
    Or so say my friends who say some of the most flamboyantly homosexual things that I have ever heard!
     
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    Nah this dude is a Mazyar for sure... This is a cleverly disguised I'm coming out the closet...
     
  15. bratna8

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    "How can she fap?"
     
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    Seeing how he likes to woo little teenage girls... I'd say he's leaning more towards an admittance of being a pedophile. :grin:
    JK.
     
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    damn...
    well it was a pic from jay and bob doing silence of the lambs....
    you get the idea.
     
  19. raj87

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    Heh. Heh. It is obvious who the unattractive posters are. Please don't be so down on the really attractive set. We have to deal with attention, whether we are game for it or not. Also, people assume that you are an airhead as well. And as well know, confidence is everything any way you slice it.:cool:
     
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    To be honest I thought "eye-****ed" meant having random hallucinations throughout the day... That would have made for a more interesting thread.
     

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