Claim: The state of Michigan threatened local beavers with a $10,000 per day fine for failing to remove their dam. Status: True.
hehe...took me a few seconds to get that one. Maybe if I had a mac, my joke recognition skills would be better... Hmmm...should I have started this in the debate and discussion forum??
You are obviously around the wrong beavers. And I'm sure the beavers aren't too fond of that odor coming from the stickiness on your abdomin.
Agreed. I need to seek out the hairless breed of beavers. Strict no-fish diet beavers would help as well.