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WANTED: Fun, Party-Loving Midget for Bachelor Party

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, Feb 22, 2006.

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  1. Jeff

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    Oh, yeah, "nothing degrading or anything."

    http://houston.craigslist.org/evg/135605314.html

    Very fun-loving group of 10-12 guys looking to find a midget/small person to accompany us for a bachelor party the evening of March 4. Nothing degrading or anything...the groom to be finds such wee folk fascinating, and I know he'd love to hang with/get drunk with a cool, laid back person who (like the rest of the bunch) is just up for a good time that evening.

    We're doing the typical things--pub crawl, gent's club, etc. Email for more details if available (serious replies, please).

    :eek:
     
    #1 Jeff, Feb 22, 2006
  2. BigSherv

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    nice :eek:
     
    #2 BigSherv, Feb 22, 2006
  3. Mr. Clutch

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    I think the word "midget" is offensive. They should use "dwarf."
     
    #3 Mr. Clutch, Feb 22, 2006
  4. ima_drummer2k

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    [​IMG]
     
    #4 ima_drummer2k, Feb 22, 2006
  5. NJRocket

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    midget bowling rules
     
    #5 NJRocket, Feb 22, 2006
  6. rrj_gamz

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    I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
     
    #6 rrj_gamz, Feb 22, 2006
  7. The_Yoyo

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    probably both, laugh so hard you end up crying
     
    #7 The_Yoyo, Feb 22, 2006
  8. Aceshigh7

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    Would the groom to be just happen to be named Charles Barkley?
     
    #8 Aceshigh7, Feb 22, 2006
  9. RocketMan Tex

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    I hope a small person shows up....and kicks all of them in the balls.
     
    #9 RocketMan Tex, Feb 22, 2006
  10. Svpernaut

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    Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides 'Mexican' that you prefer? Something less offensive?
    [​IMG]
     
    #10 Svpernaut, Feb 22, 2006
  11. RunninRaven

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    I would imagine Wee Man is available.
     
    #11 RunninRaven, Feb 22, 2006
  12. OldManBernie

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    Why are you such a hater? The PC term is in fact "Little People" or "Altitudinally Challenged." We really don't need people like you in this day and age.
     
    #12 OldManBernie, Feb 22, 2006
  13. Mr. Clutch

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    I got depressed hearing the commentators talk about how Nate is a "little guy" and how little guys like him can still succeed and do well. Geez, he's 5'9" not 4'10". Yes, he looked like very edit:[i/] altitudinally challened standing next to other guys but I'm the same height and I don't feel short.
     
    #13 Mr. Clutch, Feb 22, 2006
  14. mc mark

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    What could possibly go wrong?
     
    #14 mc mark, Feb 22, 2006
  15. Mr. Clutch

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    Sorry, society made me this way.
     
    #15 Mr. Clutch, Feb 22, 2006
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    Well, to be fair, standing next to Spud Webb, Robinsons was not at all significantly taller, so I would say he is much closer to 5'6" than 5'9...which puts him well below average height for any man, let alone a basketball player.
     
    #16 RunninRaven, Feb 22, 2006
  17. dskillz

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    Bridget the Midget isn't doing much these days.
     
    #17 dskillz, Feb 22, 2006
  18. NJRocket

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    wouldnt u say he is a little guy by NBA standards? im guessing thats what they were referring to...not the average joe
     
    #18 NJRocket, Feb 22, 2006
  19. jlaw718

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    For some reason that part made me chuckle.
     
    #19 jlaw718, Feb 22, 2006
  20. Manny Ramirez

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    Yea that line makes you think the guy is Irish.
     
    #20 Manny Ramirez, Feb 22, 2006
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