since he has a little bit of Carl Landry inside him? Don't Carl and Dirk have some shared DNA now that they've exchanged body fluids? I am no scientist, but I think Dirk is like the third Landry brother in the League. Maybe it's like vampires, Carl is now Dirk's maker?
I was going to belittle you mercilessly for this post before I read it. Now I am totally conflicted. As long as there is some Carl in him, then I have to love him, but if I love a Mav, I must die. This is unbearable. Plus, I just watched The Box so I am already feel confused and depressed.
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