Houston is the number one obese city in the nation. The homeless moved out because they're probably afraid the fat people are gonna start eating them.
Coworker sees the fruit basket in my office the other day... asks if I'm on a diet. And why I was on a diet when I'm fit... I was like bro... apples are ****ing regular things to eat and I'm fit because I eat like this every ****ing day not because I'm on a diet. That's the price I pay for working in the suburbs I guess. Gino's East Willowbrook just opened, God help them.
