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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by lamarcusHOU, Apr 16, 2014.

  1. lamarcusHOU

    lamarcusHOU New Member

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    Dear LAMARCUS,

    Once you're team is swept by HOU next week, it is my sincere hope that you consider aligning yourself with the future dynasty HOU ROCKETS. Seeing as how OKC has a core of 2 superstars, LAC has a core of 2 superstars, and HOU has a core of 2 superstars, it is in your professional interests to relocate to HOUSTON. Why not the other 2 teams? OKC does not have the money; LAC is likewise cap-strapped and runs a point-guard dominant system. In HOU, you will be one of the three headed snake. By signing with HOU, the ROCKETS will have a legitimate 3 headed monster that no other team in this league can match. Best center, best SG, best PF, can you say championship dynasty? The heat? They have no interior presence. The sheer size and skill of the ROCKETS would overwhelm them.

    Looking forward to your signing in Houston for the 2015-2016 season or preferably you forcing a trade next season.

    Best regards,
    Your friendly Houston fans.
     
  2. ross84

    ross84 Contributing Member

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    Etsa varry niiice. I liiiike. I liiiike.
     
  3. apollo33

    apollo33 Member

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    Does Lma read clutchfans
     
  4. LikeMike

    LikeMike Contributing Member

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    I am sure this will work.
     
  5. RocketScientist

    RocketScientist Contributing Member

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    If you want to win a championship, just follow the footsteps of the best blazer of all time...

    Clyde Drexler

    Join the Rockets, get rings, and open a bbq shop.
     
  6. roflmcwaffles

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    Until Aldridge steps back 2 feet and stops jacking up 20 footers, he'll just be an inefficient chucker.

    23 pts on 21 shots is not that good of a player especially someone we'd be paying a max or close to max salary for.
     
  7. jacoby

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    Pass, give me Melo.
     
  8. mr. 13 in 33

    mr. 13 in 33 Member

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    Give us Kevin Durant
     
  9. WinkFan

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    That's the key. If he came here, he'd have to buy in and shoot those 3s. Of course, who better than the Rockets to convince him?
     
  10. Koperboy

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    Is someone too grammar nazi to expect native speakers will know the difference between your / you're, than/then etc.? You know, the basic stuff... :/
     
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  11. WinkFan

    WinkFan Contributing Member

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    Yeah. that mite be going a little two far,
     
  12. JazzLakerHater

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    Bet you LMA is licking his chops right now at the thought of Tjones guarding him. Might need to revisit the old twin towers.
     
  13. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

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    Another jinx.
     
  14. FEAR THE BEARD

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    Can this please happen!! Having Aldridge would make our team immediate contenders. Just think:

    PG: Pat Bev
    SG: The Beard
    SF: Chandler Parsons
    PF: Lamarcus Aldridge
    C: "Want a 3, Give it to D!!!"
     
  15. rockets2012

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    Why settle on LMA when you can land LBJ/MELO/LOVE? Even Bosh is better with his defense.
     
  16. chenjy9

    chenjy9 Numbers Don't Lie
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    **** Melo... I would rather have LMA than Melo.
     
  17. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    OP needs to follow up with an iPad, pronto.
     
  18. Richie_Rich

    Richie_Rich Member
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    Don't forget: there/their/they're, where/were, to/too, could of/could've, it's/its, who/whom, who's/whose . . . but my personal favorite: could care less / couldn't care less (although it's more of an expression fail, than a grammatical error)

    Message board spelling and grammar policing FTW! :p
     
  19. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Not a jinx if it's a Portland fan.
     
  20. Old Man Rock

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    Agreed! Melo on this team takes the ball out of Hardens hands. No room for him and Parsons is gone. Say no to Melo.
     

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