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[GQ] Jessica Simpson interview

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Jun 24, 2005.

  1. Faos

    Faos Contributing Member

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    God bless the stars and stripes.

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    The Bombshell

    We've spent countless hours watching her on MTV, but American men still can't get enough of Jessica Simpson. What is it about this Texas-raised, God-fearing, platypus-mispronouncing Girl Next Door that makes us swoon? Hint: It's not the songs By Chris Norris; photographs by Peggy Sirota

    Jessica Simpson sits on the floor of a Los Angeles recording studio, golden hair tumbling, sundress hiked over honey brown knees, skin glowing in the aromatherapy candlelight. She's the picture of corn-fed health, voluptuous yet surprisingly petite. But a shade of unrest clouds her fine features.

    What an enigma, this Bible Belt–raised, teen-pop-honed, reality-TV child bride. True, over three seasons of MTV's Newlyweds, she has amassed the most astounding collection of blond sound bites in the modern age—including three abortive attempts to pronounce the word Massachusetts. Yet later reports hint at subterfuge behind the seduction. Husband Nick Lachey cites her "very deep, intellectual" aspect as key to his love. Her mom once put her IQ at a genius-level 160, suggesting that an anguished intelligence might lurk behind the telegenic facade.

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  2. Master Baiter

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    Want to touch the hinney
     
  3. codell

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    Eh ......my flag is only at half staff
     
  4. Rockets2K

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    I've heard that happens more often once you get as old as you are....no personal experience of course...but that s just what I hear. ;)

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    yea...the blonde thing is all a act...how convienant :rolleyes:
     
  5. Davidoff

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    WOW, what a body!!
     
  6. Dr of Dunk

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    I've come to the conclusion that Faos is a dirty old man.

    (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)
     
  7. BobFinn*

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    From the same issue:

    Tuesdays with Saddam
    Specialist Sean O'Shea and several fellow members of the Pennsylvania National Guard spent close to a year guarding one of the most highly valued detainees in American history, Saddam Hussein.


    http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_2544

    Sean is a great person from a good family here in Scranton.
     
  8. rrj_gamz

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    man, I still think she's hot...She's lost a little too much, but she's still sexy in my book...She has those huge cans... :eek:
     
  9. MR. MEOWGI

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    Looking at her face, I think she would make a good Joker.
     
  10. Faos

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    Correct on both counts. Dirty and old.

    What took you so long to figure that out? :)
     
  11. rockets-#1

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    Oh my God, I love her!! She is getting hotter by the second. She just might very well be the hottest woman on the planet - definitely in the top 10. Wow, Jessica Simpson, wow.
     
  12. RocketsPimp

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    We all know what Master Baiter is really touching. Aim away from the screen and keyboard dude.

    Thanks Faos. You (and Jessica) have given me the motivation to pay a special visit to my ex after work.
     
  13. Rockets34Legend

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    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

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  14. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Jessica is hot; Brooke Burns is smokin' hot.
     
  15. Rockets2K

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    Brooke has the much prettier face...by far..

    but Jessica has the curves that Brooke lacks...dont get me wrong...I agree that Brooke is smokin hot...but JS has got her beat upstairs and downstairs as far as womanly curves go...
     
  16. Miguel

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    Fixed.
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    [​IMG] = [​IMG]

    Sorry, ya'll... I was late to this party...
     
  18. Faos

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    That puppet looks more like Cybell Shepard to me.
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Uh no - don't get me wrong, Brooke Burke is a very attractive woman. But I would take Brooke Burns over her every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
     
  20. JumpMan

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    Jessica Simpson reminds me of that cartoon hillbilly chick from those old Droopy cartoons, at least I think it was Droopy, the one with the nice body and ugly face. Does anyone know her name? I can't find a pic on google.

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    It wasn't her^, it was the one the wolf would chase after seeing her body and run from after seeing her face.
     

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