OK kids, to HELL with duct tape and plastic sheeting! If I'm gonna die, I want to die MY way. That said, please post the items you would want to include in your ideal biological terror attack survival kit. Here's my ideal kit: One liter Ketel One Vodka One fifth J&B Scotch One fifth George Dickel Bourbon One liter of tonic water (for the vodka) One liter of club soda (for the scotch) One liter diet coke (for the bourbon) 12 lemons (hey, I know how to bartend) 1.5 ounces of hydroponic mar1juana + paraphernalia 15 valium pills 15 viagra pills 3-5 Rockets Power Dancers (3-5 Treasures dancers of choice may be substituted) 2-12 packs of Trojan condoms - large (may not need these since we are all gonna die anyway) one inflatable king-size mattress OK Saddam, you b*stard. BRING IT! I'M READY FOR YOU!! Let me hear what's in your ideal biological terror attack survival kit!!!!!
Hey, I like this idea However, once I started listing my kit, I sadly realized that I cannot participate. At least not vocally.
Awwww C'MON POLE!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!! Just be like Dustin Hoffman in Lenny: "How many of the men in this room have ever had their blah-blahed???"
Well I listed it yesterday, but I'll go ahead and re-write it today. 1. 30-year old bottle of Glenfidich 2. Pack of Havana de Cubano Cigars 3. Bottle of advil and Gatorade (Please refer to #1) 4. A pack of chapstick so I can kiss my a** goodbye. 5. My Playstation 2
Speaking of Vodka, This past weekend when I was at Spec's stocking up on Shiraz and Cabs, honey told me it was time to re-stock the liquor cabinet too. Gleefully, I started walking around and picking stuff out. She allowed me to get some (I don't remember the name) outlandishly expensive 17 year old single malt "for Valentines" day, so I was trying to be frugal with the other purchases. I saw that they had Tito's vodka. I had heard about it, but never tried it. I was a bit scared to try vodka that had a name that should be given to cheap tequila, but I thought "what the heck." I tried it, and it was surprisingly good......and cheap (for good stuff anyway)!! $17 for a 750 Anyway, I highly recommend it. http://www.titos-vodka.com/
I actually like the taste of diet Coke better than the regular (weird I know). The condoms I would happily do without, however!
Well.....if I was gonna die anyway......and I had some nuclear sunsets to enjoy (they're supposed to be spectacular), I'd have to go with a QP of your hydro an ounce of mescaline 2 cases of 1999 Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley Special Selection 1 keg of Guinness 4 bottles Cockburn's 1912 Vintage Port 4 bottles of La Cava de Don Agustin Reserva and a bushel of limes a box of Vegueros a bottle of the oldest, most expensive single malt I can find 10 cases of Perrier....half regular; half lemon a side of USDA Choice Black Angus....I'll cut it myself a dozen chickens a cord of pecan wood a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano 1 small bag of salad
OHMYGAWD!! this is the stuff that got me started on my vodka kick! This rotgut rules!! BEST ROTGUT EVAR!!! I too also highly recommend this stuff!!
Uhhmmmm.....as someone who literally CANNOT drink certain liquors without SERIOUS abdominal pain, I can tell you.....this stuff is not rotgut.
