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Chuck Hayes Jokes

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by phantoman, Dec 29, 2010.

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  1. phantoman

    phantoman Member

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    Since there is a following on Chuck Norris Jokes. I thought it might be fun to start one for our own Chuck Hayes. Enter your best Chuck Hayes Jokes here. keep it relavent to Chuck and Basketball or anything Hayes would do.


    Here are a few sample. (I couldn't think of any so i replaced Chuck Norris with Chuck Hayes)
    01 Chuck Hayes' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
    02 Chuck Hayes counted to infinity - twice.
    03 If you can see Chuck Hayes, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Hayes you may be only seconds away from death.
    04 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Hayes.
     
    #1 phantoman, Dec 29, 2010
  2. QdoubleA

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    Chuck Hayes is so in tune with pop culture he knows when a joke is dead.
     
    #2 QdoubleA, Dec 29, 2010
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  3. Pringles

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    Didn't Ron Artest start the Chuck Hayes jokes?
     
    #3 Pringles, Dec 29, 2010
  4. phantoman

    phantoman Member

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    i didnt know that. Post some of his jokes up.
     
    #4 phantoman, Dec 29, 2010
  5. highstep

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    Chuck Hayes is 6'5 and plays center.
     
    #5 highstep, Dec 29, 2010
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    Chuck Hayes is such a stud he prayed to god to be 6'5 so he wouldn't destroy the competition.
     
    #6 BasketballReasons, Dec 29, 2010
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    If described in celestial terms, Chuck Hayes would be known as a dwarf star.
     
    #7 thumbs, Dec 29, 2010
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    Chuck Hayes has a limited offensive game.
     
    #8 Two Sandwiches, Dec 29, 2010
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    The best is probably from Battier

    70% of the world is covered by water, the rest by Chuck Hayes.
     
    #9 flamingdts, Dec 29, 2010
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    Doesn't he lead the league in percentage of the shots he take getting blocked? Wasn't it like 20% last year?
     
    #10 mlwoo, Dec 29, 2010
  11. phantoman

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    This one is awesome!
     
    #11 phantoman, Dec 29, 2010
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    yea, that was epic
     
    #12 greatpacha1, Dec 29, 2010
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    Man this so original!!
     
    #13 Blurr#7, Dec 29, 2010
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    In other words, Hayes' balls are blocked so often he has trouble finding the hole.
     
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    phantoman Member

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    I like this one too. lol
     
    #15 phantoman, Dec 29, 2010
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    HoopData.com says he was second last year (16.4%), to Big Baby Davis.

    This year, he does indeed lead the league (17.7%).
     
    #16 durvasa, Dec 29, 2010
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    Chuck Hayes is getting shorter every year. In 2013 we'll be like "isn't it amazing that we have 6'2 center?"
     
    #17 Spacemoth, Dec 29, 2010
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    Chuck Hayes once played Chuck Norris in a game of basketball, final score was 0-0. JVG would of been very proud! :grin:
     
    #18 Rocketsmith, Dec 29, 2010
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    THUMBS-UP!!!!!
     
    #19 Elie#17, Dec 29, 2010
  20. RedRedemption

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    Chuck Hayes is much, much larger than Greg Oden.
     
    #20 RedRedemption, Dec 29, 2010
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