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It didn't load. I can't watch the video on my work network, but it looked like a dildo. It's not?
 
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How did they not realize it was a penis?

Must be an American thing, I see penis's everywhere.
Haha JOKE is on you too... you either are in the closet since you see penis's everywhere or apparently you haven't had much experience with the female anatomy.
 
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Umm...it's not.
It's not? I can only see the one frame the video displays before loading and that looks like a dildo in a bucket of water to me. And I have seen plenty of dildos in buckets of water in my lifetime...
 
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It didn't load. I can't watch the video on my work network, but it looked like a dildo. It's not?
the original video is on youtube. no its not a johnson

 
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the original video is on youtube. no its not a johnson

I can't watch videos relating to penis' at work! LOL. So what is that first video of? Are you telling me that is NOT a dildo in a bucket of wateR?
 
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Haha JOKE is on you too... you either are in the closet since you see penis's everywhere or apparently you haven't had much experience with the female anatomy.
Would it matter if I was in the closet?
Would that be any of your business?
It was a joke you tool.
 
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Would it matter if I was in the closet?
Would that be any of your business?
It was a joke you tool.
wouldnt matter to me and you are right none of my business... my attempt at a lame joke

and the original video is safe to watch at work. it's from a news station.. but if your work blocks youtube then watch it when you get home and you will know what everyone is laughing at
 
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Why is there a second hole in the thing??? Is it like a penis cozy or something? Cuz if its not then it loks like a toy designed for two penises
haha the responses in this thread is as funny as the villagers.. Apparently the mysterious sex toy confuses Clutchfans members also.

I just gotta say two in the pink and one in the stink
 
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Wow you guys are total fail.

Mushroom shape = male organ?

Reporter thought Mushroom shape = mushroom

You guys are just as bad.
 
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wouldnt matter to me and you are right none of my business... my attempt at a lame joke

and the original video is safe to watch at work. it's from a news station.. but if your work blocks youtube then watch it when you get home and you will know what everyone is laughing at
Forgiven.

I am assuming from a few responses here that it is one of those synthetic vaginas or whatever, but since it has two holes it must have a rectum as well. Cool stuff...
 
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looks like some people in this thread are more ignorant than chinese villagers who probably have little to no info on the outside world. LOL

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they've never seen a dick that big in china.
Oh, yes they have...
 
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It didn't load. I can't watch the video on my work network, but it looked like a dildo. It's not?
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Double ended Fleshlight?? Man, Chinese people think of EVERYTHING!
 
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Yao left his toy?
 
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I see penis's everywhere.
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according to the report from kotaku.. they found it 80m deep!

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"When we dug down to about 80m deep, we fished out this long, fleshy object," one villager told reporter Ye Yunfeng (via Shingaiist) It's got a nose and an eye, but we have no idea what it is!"
hahahah
So either someone buried it or it's many millions of years old. either way.. I wouldn't touch it.
 
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That news bunny should go work for Fox News.
 
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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headline...inese-village/

encountered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft. Hard-pressed to identify the flexible, fungi-like object, perplexed residents alerted the local news station, which immediately sent reporter Yunfeng Ye to the scene.
In her coverage of the finding, broadcast last Sunday on the station’s investigative journalism program Xi’an Up Close, Ye thoroughly probeddifferent aspects of the discovery, interviewing locals and inserting her own research on the alleged mushroom.


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