Calling out King Cheetah

[Mr. Brightside]

That smug look on LonghornFan's dog pretty much owns everybody in this thread. Always makes me laugh when I see that picture.

[Uprising]

Yeah, I’m a let you know who the best, by the hour, He’s like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower, It ain’t nothing to me man, I keep it fo’ real, Look at his dental man, with… dent on the grill, See, I’m the best, I told you that, this dude like that, He ran then from the cat, no, I messed up, But I’m a stay on top they told me man,

But you know man, I’m never gon’ flop, look at this dude, He need to stay in the shade, ain’t no wonder why he came out, He already in the gay parade, I told you man, I got you, Roasted like ever you dont know, but my rhymes, They straight up clever, so you step down, off the pedastle. I’m the best mayne, you need to go.. to the ****in’ dental. I said “friggin,” yo.

[CourtOfDreams]

I think it sums it up...

[DonkeyMagic]

Originally Posted by CourtOfDreams I think it sums it up...

[ketchupNmustard]

Mayne, looks like king cheetah is acting like a coward so here we go:

When it come's to rhyming you like prince edward, close to a queen but you ain't no king....cheetah/
brady bunch acting clown I'll destroy whatever you bring Peter, you can even bring heaters/

But I got unorthodox ways, I'll infect your whole camp with germination/
I'm talking extermination, but I doubt this guys rhymes would ever be "heiled" even if it was 1942 and this the german nation/

I disrupt clans, got rhymes that make you grimace more than pimples and puss can/
I'm kind of simple but man, I post one thread and I ****ing ripple the Clutchfans//

Got pages in this thread...pages..

Anyways we can see that my Rhymes is off the chain like the most obedient slaves/
I bet your rhymes weak like minor characters when reading a play/
Clearly, I got you scared to come back like when leaving-a-maze/

And you and your whole fam scared at the thought of me/
This argument ended up in the way you not-thought-to-be/
but don't worry I got more dope lines than a crack fiend who just won the lottery//


Who wants more?

[DonkeyMagic]

Originally Posted by ketchupNmustard Mayne, looks like king cheetah is acting like a coward so here we go: When it come's to rhyming you like prince edward, close to a queen but you ain't no king....cheetah/ brady bunch acting clown I'll destroy whatever you bring Peter, you can even bring heaters/ But I got unorthodox ways, I'll infect your whole camp with germination/ I'm talking extermination, but I doubt this guys rhymes would ever be "heiled" even if it was 1942 and this the german nation/ I disrupt clans, got rhymes that make you grimace more than pimples and puss can/ I'm kind of simple but man, I post one thread and I ****ing ripple the Clutchfans// Got pages in this thread...pages.. Anyways we can see that my Rhymes is off the chain like the most obedient slaves/ I bet your rhymes weak like minor characters when reading a play/ Clearly, I got you scared to come back like when leaving-a-maze/ And you and your whole fam scared at the thought of me/ This argument ended up in the way you not-thought-to-be/ but don't worry I got more dope lines than a crack fiend who just won the lottery// Who wants more?

[Yung-T]

Originally Posted by apollo33 Woah this thread went down hill fast What the fruck did I just read in the last three pages

I suck your mother's breast
even though her titties went down hill fast
If my truck has the necessary speed
Imma run over your brain--ses?
Wait, brainses is not even a word,
homie I don't give a sheet(not paper, I mean sh!t but I wanted to rhyme with speed)
apollo33 you a coward
call you apollopeepee cause you big like Howard(wait that's a compliment, damn)

*drops mic and runs away*

[IBTL]

my sh**it is meticulous..
why is your mom so ridiculous..

I run game with the splurgin..
king cheetahs real name is virgin..

Your girl is the one I just started to plow..
It's the first time she ever said wow..

I continue to run thee..
now let me count another hundee..

[King1]

This may be the worst thread in the history of the internet

[MrRoboto]

[Rockets1988-]

I'm blown away at the homo sexual content in this thread.

[apollo33]

Originally Posted by Yung-T I suck your mother's breast even though her titties went down hill fast If my truck has the necessary speed Imma run over your brain--ses? Wait, brainses is not even a word, homie I don't give a sheet(not paper, I mean sh!t but I wanted to rhyme with speed) apollo33 you a coward call you apollopeepee cause you big like Howard(wait that's a compliment, damn) *drops mic and runs away*

If Germany gets knocked out in the group stage it's Soccer gods punishing you for your rhymes.

[Yung-T]

Originally Posted by apollo33 If Germany gets knocked out in the group stage it's Soccer gods punishing you for your rhymes.

Can't believe you have the nerves to diss my GOAT bars.
diss-piss-swiss-kiss-miss
one two three, sting like a bee
soccer-waka flocka-rocker
apollo33, wee wee, pee pee, si si.

[Yung-T]

Originally Posted by Yung-T Can't believe you have the nerves to diss my GOAT bars. diss-piss-swiss-kiss-miss one two three, sting like a bee soccer-waka flocka-rocker apollo33, wee wee, pee pee, si si.

Lil B faints.

[Angkor Wat]

Originally Posted by ketchupNmustard Mayne, looks like king cheetah is acting like a coward so here we go: When it come's to rhyming you like prince edward, close to a queen but you ain't no king....cheetah/ brady bunch acting clown I'll destroy whatever you bring Peter, you can even bring heaters/ But I got unorthodox ways, I'll infect your whole camp with germination/ I'm talking extermination, but I doubt this guys rhymes would ever be "heiled" even if it was 1942 and this the german nation/ I disrupt clans, got rhymes that make you grimace more than pimples and puss can/ I'm kind of simple but man, I post one thread and I ****ing ripple the Clutchfans// Got pages in this thread...pages.. Anyways we can see that my Rhymes is off the chain like the most obedient slaves/ I bet your rhymes weak like minor characters when reading a play/ Clearly, I got you scared to come back like when leaving-a-maze/ And you and your whole fam scared at the thought of me/ This argument ended up in the way you not-thought-to-be/ but don't worry I got more dope lines than a crack fiend who just won the lottery// Who wants more?

Stop ducking him, KingChettah. You want some grilled CHICKEN To go with your duck? KingChettah? More like KingChicken! pock pock pock pock

[Yung-T]

Originally Posted by Angkor Wat Stop ducking him, KingChettah. You want some grilled CHICKEN To go with your duck? KingChettah? More like KingChicken! pock pock pock pock

You ill, put the chicken on the grill, then we can chill.

oooooooooh.

[Pete the Cheat]

Sssssppppppllllllrrrrrrrrttttttt. That's dookie onomatopoeia
This threads got the sharts
Explodin on my face like LonghornPuppy diarrhea

[DonkeyMagic]

[CCorn]

King Cheetah goes hard with his Rhymes, dominates like Shaq.

OP's **** is feeble and weak like the knees of TMac.

[Bandwagoner]

Originally Posted by LonghornFan Thanks. Dig a green yard, kid. I'll tip you at Christmas like I do with all of my other "servants".

I'll mow your yard if I can also be in control of fertilizer, and it is declared a 'poo free zone' before cutting. No tip needed.