So how does it work? Well, all we need is your favourite profile picture. The Chinese boffins behind this miraculous invention will then identify the most distinctive parts of your face using advanced mapping software. Selecting from a ‘palette’ of over 5000 unique rockets, a fully automated manufacturing process will then decide how best to illustrate them as an explosion. It will then optimise their position in your Personalised Fireworks box, making it a convenient and portable size.
The average box measures around 40 inches wide by 40 inches high by three inches deep, though it’ll all depend on the “complexity of features” portrayed by your handsome/gorgeous mug.
You should also know that your personal fireworks show will only last for five seconds and is best viewed from over six miles away, so budget $81.29 for the box and another twenski for someone who owns both a lighter and a vehicle capable of driving at least six miles away.
$81 ain't bad for the sheer awesomeness of these fireworks. I'd buy it even though it only lasts for five seconds.