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MOREY: What up Minions! Happy to take a few minutes between trade talks to get some fan feedback heading into the deadline. let the chaos begin...




KING SOLOMON'S CAPS LOCK: Y U NO TRADE FOR BOGUT!?!?!



MOREY: Good question king caps lock. It was a done deal until our negotiations with Foster's and Outback Steakhouse went south. Management takes a hard line stance against injured superstars who are unable make us a quick buck.






MOREY: NEXT!



THE GENERAL: a trade is impossible under the salary cap. you would have to restructure the salary of every player on your team. it makes me hungry just thinking about it



MOREY: WOW! good thing this isn't your day job...are you sure you are in the right forum? you should probably click over to our Hand Egg section...can we get a mod to move this thread. NEXT!



MaMONTANA: Would Orlando have any interest in swapping franchise players? A Howard for Budinger swap, or are we giving up too much value for a rental?



MOREY: How do you mouth breathers afford internet connections? NEXT!



THE COMMISH: Anything brewing with New Orleans? BTW, how is Gasol working out for you?


-- MOREY HAS LEFT CHAT --

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Lol. Way too much time on your hands.
 
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Ok, that was pure GOLD.

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Good, not great. Would be better if longer, but I enjoyed the pictures. I don't get the DD joke I guess, because Bud IS the franchise

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maMontana LOL you nailed it
 
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Ok, that was pure GOLD.
I disagree. I didn't find it funny at all.

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LOL - pretty epic.
 
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something to pass the time. feel free to add

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I disagree. I didn't find it funny at all.
sorry man, next time I will just post a Marmaduke comic

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Foreverpancakes got me. Well done.
 
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maMontana LOL you nailed it
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Nicely done.
 
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I disagree. I didn't find it funny at all.
You don't have a sense of humor?

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that cracked me up....

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How do some mouth breathers afford internet connections? I'm with TSchmal.

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