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ooliverb1 is offline Old 05-10-2007, 09:09 PM   #1
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He just can't penetrate...

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So much for getting to the hole. We need to sign Longoria as a back-up PG to come off the bench and play that stifling D to deny all penetration.
 
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"Let this serve as a warning to any Phoenix Suns considering posting up Tony Parker ... he's in a state of mind right now that you want no part of. He will body you up with a fierceness usually only found in prison showers, and you might not like how it turns out."



I..jeez.

glad i retired from the NBA.

I love me some Eva Longoria.

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Poor Tony, gonna have to settle for BJs from EVA LONGORIA until they get married. What a horrible problem to have.
 
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Hopefully, after they get married, he'll sleep until after she puts on her makeup...

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Hopefully, after they get married, he'll sleep until after she puts on her makeup...
depends, i know the pictures of her no-makeup vs makeup aren't exactly flattering.

but you're telling me you wouldn't still hit this?





this was probably the "worst" no-makeup i could find of longoria...




granted, that's kinda bad, but there's another picture on the same page that doesn't look bad.

that being said though, some actresses do look like **** without makeup on lol
 
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who is Tony Park?
 
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who is Tony Park?
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How many of you are wishing you are that poor man?
 
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I don't care how hot a woman is - if she unilaterally decides there's going to be no sex for some period of time, she is not worth the trouble. It's just a matter of time before she starts using it as a weapon against you.

As if it wasn't enough that she's a Spur(m)s fan, now this? She is officially dead to me.

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At least he can finish with either hands.
 
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At least he can finish with either hands.
I don't know. If she can successfully deny him the penetration, then what's the fun in being able to finish with both hands?
 
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The MVP!

Steve Nash and his wife Alejandra

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Tmac of Korea
lol. :D
 
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The MVP!

Steve Nash and his wife Alejandra
She, uh, has a nice tan?

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The MVP!

Steve Nash and his wife Alejandra

yuck

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haahahahaahahhaa

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She looks like a man man. :D
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Damn KG's wife is HOT
 

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