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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...4/od_nm/toy_dc
'Humming' Sex Toy Shuts Airport SYDNEY (Reuters) - A vibrating sex toy in a rubbish bin sparked a security scare and shut a regional Australian airport for almost an hour, officials said on Monday. An emergency was declared at the airport in Mackay, 500 miles north of Brisbane in tropical Queensland state, after airport staff heard a strange noise coming from the bin, Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio said. "It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously," cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said. Police evacuated the terminal and were about to call in bomb experts when an unidentified passenger came forward to identify the contents of a package left in the bin. A police spokeswoman said the package was identified as an "adult novelty device." Australia has been under heightened security alert since the Sept. 11, 2001, hijacked airliner attacks on the United States and security at major buildings and transport hubs has been tightened even further ahead of an Oct. 9 election. |
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There HAS to be a Smeg joke in here somewhere!!!:D
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10-04-2004, 01:52 PM
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HEHE....oh man...:D
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10-04-2004, 01:54 PM
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I am reminded of a scene from Fight Club.
__________________ Ride Captain, Ride upon your mystery ship On your way to a world that others might have missed Ride, Captain, ride upon your mystery ship You'll be amazed at the friends you have there on your trip. |
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10-04-2004, 03:09 PM
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Garbage Pail Kid gets satisfaction. Airport shuts down.
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10-04-2004, 04:03 PM
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Didn't this happen in the US already? Buncha horny women on flights and all I ever get to sit next to are bubbas. Oh yeah, there was that one time I sat next to Terry Funk's wife.
__________________ Your 2012-2013 Houston Rockets : Somebody, Anybody, Jeremy Lin, Nobody, and James Harden. .500 or BUST! DAT HO CHEN! |
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10-04-2004, 04:29 PM
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Last summer, my sisters, Major and I were flying back from Chicago. After my sister hands her suitcase to the security guy, he yells at her to come back because, "Ma'am, there's something vibrating in your bag, I need you to open it". I had to look the other way because I really didn't want to know that a.) my sister had one of those and b.) I was about to die laughing. Turns out it was her electric toothbrush. :D
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