Yet another Amazon.com product blown up in customer comments (The 3 Wolf Shirt)

mateo · May 7, 2009

The last 3 days have been all about insane and humorous customer comments for this heavily discounted item:

http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/dp/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

shastarocket · May 7, 2009

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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LOL at the review!

leroy · May 7, 2009

three
wolves

ever
howling

moon
above

mocks

me?

bird
in the
distance
greets
the
cruel
morning

lupus
consumes
my
fevered
brain

i
wear
an
extra

large
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Awesome

meggoleggo · May 7, 2009

Am I the only one who read that with a Napoleon Dynamite voice in my head?

Jayou · May 7, 2009

meggoleggo said:

Am I the only one who read that with a Napoleon Dynamite voice in my head?
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I pictured Peter Griffin's voice in my mind's eye for that review.

Best laugh I've had all week!

Jayou · May 7, 2009

And here's a related item available only in XXXL for our girthy friends...

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Sea-Cows-T-Shirt/dp/B000OG4ENO/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t

boomboom · May 7, 2009

From now on, when the local news comes to interview me about drug arrests and sewage problems in my neighborhood, I will wear this shirt instead of the stained "Tigger" shirt I previously wore on such occasions.

finalsbound · May 7, 2009

That first review was amazing. Especially the "pros and cons." Thanks for the laugh.

AggieDentist · May 7, 2009

thanks for the laughs. this was a great find. any other amazon.com products that blew up like this?

mateo · May 7, 2009

AggieDentist said:

thanks for the laughs. this was a great find. any other amazon.com products that blew up like this?
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The Secret.....one great review written in Dec 2007:

http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Rhonda...=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1241731485&sr=8-2

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