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Natalie Portman SNL Digital Short

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Oski2005, Mar 6, 2006.

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  1. Oski2005

    Oski2005 Member

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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=l7qlXQ-EriI

    I can't believe this hasn't been posted. The idea of sweet little Natalie Portman saying some of this stuff is hilarious.

    Posse: (What you want Natalie?)
    Portman: To drink and fight!
    Posse: (What you need Natalie?)
    Portman: To f*ck all night!



    Posse: (We love you Natalie!)
    Portman: I wanna f*ck you too!
     
    #1 Oski2005, Mar 6, 2006
  2. Svpernaut

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    Yeah, I was watching that Saturday night... the show really, really sucked... until that moment. BTW, Fallout Boy sucks the sweat off of a dead man's balls.
     
    #2 Svpernaut, Mar 6, 2006
  3. Uprising

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    She should keep her hair long.....
     
    #3 Uprising, Mar 6, 2006
  4. SwoLy-D

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    Great Eazy-E spoof. I want Natalie.
     
    #4 SwoLy-D, Mar 6, 2006
  5. Svpernaut

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    She shaved it for a movie (V for Vendetta) not because she likes it short.
     
    #5 Svpernaut, Mar 6, 2006
  6. crums17

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    I think the Lonely Island guys made that. It's pretty funny, but I think Lazy Sunday is still the best.
     
    #6 crums17, Mar 6, 2006
  7. DarkHorse

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    I guess she's trying to shed her image. She's tired of all the Star Wars nerds oggling her everywhere she goes.

    ;)
     
    #7 DarkHorse, Mar 6, 2006
  8. Svpernaut

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    Did you see her opening? She spoofs knowing all of the intricacies of the Star Wars universe to nerds, was pretty funny.
     
    #8 Svpernaut, Mar 6, 2006
  9. mateo

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    Is that posse taking new members?
     
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  10. Uprising

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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=2NxSNHKsTGQ&search=fall out boy

    Yeah, they do suck...can't understand a damn word.
     
    #10 Uprising, Mar 6, 2006
  11. Uprising

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    oh, I didn't know that.
     
    #11 Uprising, Mar 6, 2006
  12. Xerobull

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    SNL is finally funny again.
     
    #12 Xerobull, Mar 6, 2006
  13. Svpernaut

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    I wouldn't go that far, it was tough sitting through an hour and a half Saturday night. The only things I found funny were the SNL shorts and her opening.
     
    #13 Svpernaut, Mar 6, 2006
  14. DrLudicrous

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    I'm a big fan of her opening also.
     
    #14 DrLudicrous, Mar 6, 2006
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    lol thats funny, and didnt know shes from harvard
     
    #15 Xenochimera, Mar 6, 2006
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    Yea, I think it was Andy Samberg that wrote this. F'ing histarical!!!

    It was Samberg and Chris Parnel that did:

    The Chronic.....WHAT.....cles of Narnia!

    Freaking classic.
     
    #16 krosfyah, Mar 6, 2006
  17. the futants

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    she's hot no matter what hairstyle she's rockin'.
     
    #17 the futants, Mar 6, 2006
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    They suck the sweat off of a dead donkey's balls. Man, what a horrendous band.
     
    #18 RocketMan Tex, Mar 6, 2006
  19. Rocketman95

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    Dude, that show had one of the best lines in recent memory.

    "You ruin the fourth of July"

    "You ruin the fourth of EVERYTHING!"
     
    #19 Rocketman95, Mar 6, 2006
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    I thought the Jamba Juice skit was pretty funny...

    but only because they began to break character, and it reminded me of the good ol' days with Jimmy Fallon...
     
    #20 finalsbound, Mar 6, 2006
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