Hopefully this will be a poll to rival the great "Do you pee in the shower" poll of 2005. So, when you *ahem* wipe yourself after going #2, do you prefer to sit or stand? Poll away.
Stand, or more accurately "crouch". BTW, we've had this poll before. I'd do a search, but plugging in bathroom terms into the search engine could very well crash Clutch's server.
lol hasn't this been done before? I think I remember someone posting about not living until you've wiped from back to front or some **** like that.
actually, i never knew people did it standing up until i came upon message boards. how hard is it to lean one way and wipe as opposed to standing up? doesn't your poo poo water run down your leg.
How exactly does that work? Do you just shoot water up your brown hole? How does that not make a water mess? Why is there also toilet paper next to the bidet?
Why is there also a towel next to the shower? Um, it just washes you out. It doesn't have a blow-dry option (Not typically, I'd imagine).
poo poo water? maybe y'all should change your diet or something if it's that liquid... How do you do it sitting? It's too far back to go in from the front, and if you go in from the back doesn't your arm get all messy? Wouldn't it either way? (I cannot believe we are discussing this.)
See, my problem with the one-sided leaner is that it can really cause an embarrassing problem if you perform this maneuver as a guest in somebody else's home. The leaner puts enormous rolling force on not only the toilet lid, but also the entire toilet, which could cause it to come unbolted from the floor. I'm sure some of you have been to grandma's house and found a shaky toilet that's about to come unbolted from the floor. Be sure and avoid the one-sided leaner when you find that pot.
it would be so much easier to wipe after using an asian style toilet http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8y-hys/movie.htm
lolll one of those court shows on TV during the day had someone on who was suing their friend for breaking their toilet because they did the one sided lean thing.
In order to avoid this type of situation, I don't do a full-out one-sided leaner, I do sort of a half-way one-sided leaner. I guess when I get my own house, I'll bolt the toilet down twice just for protection.
