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I delivered pizza to a guy who was not wearing pants.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cagey veteran, Aug 15, 2003.

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  1. cagey veteran

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    This happened awhile back when I was having problems accessing this forum so I didn't post about it then, but I just remembered about this today when I was in the same apartment complex. About two months ago, I delivered pizza to an apartment and the guy answered the door wearing a t-shirt but he had no pants on, just with his schlong hanging out like it was no big deal.
    Anyway he acted like he didn't order a pizza, but said to wait and he would ask his roommates. He goes away for awhile and comes back, still with no pants on, kind of parading around like he's stalling for time or showing himself off or something. Anyway, I get increasingly annoyed, and just take off and go back to the store. I told my manager about what happened, and apparently it was not the first time that this guy has ordered with us and answered the door naked. Another guy had delivered before and the guy was jacking off in front of him, but gave him the money and took the pizza.
    I petitioned that we should not deliver to this guy anymore, but the manager said as long as he pays for the pizza, we would still take orders from the guy. I haven't been back there yet, but if I do and the guy is still not wearing pants, I'm not going to stick around.
     
    #1 cagey veteran, Aug 15, 2003
  2. Dr of Dunk

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    I don't even need to read what he wrote.... this is the thread title of the year.
     
    #2 Dr of Dunk, Aug 15, 2003
  3. Dr of Dunk

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    Ok, I decided to read what he wrote and... your manager is a moron.
     
    #3 Dr of Dunk, Aug 15, 2003
  4. coma

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    My Friday has been so boring, thank you so much for posting this.

    I can't stop laughing!

    Next time you go over there, look at this schlong, and comment on how cold the weather is.
     
    #4 coma, Aug 15, 2003
  5. no_answer

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    That's an awesome story. Next time bring a camera and snap some pictures of the freak.
     
    #5 no_answer, Aug 15, 2003
  6. RIET

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    Next time, wear some pants.
     
    #6 RIET, Aug 15, 2003
  7. RocketBurrito

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    Next time kick him in the sack.
     
    #7 RocketBurrito, Aug 15, 2003
  8. PhiSlammaJamma

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    That could be against the law. Not sure tho'.
     
    #8 PhiSlammaJamma, Aug 15, 2003
  9. RIET

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    If the delivery person is a minor, this guy could be in trouble.
     
    #9 RIET, Aug 15, 2003
  10. YoYao

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    next time, go there naked too :D
     
    #10 YoYao, Aug 15, 2003
  11. codell

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    That is DEFINITELY bad naked.
     
    #11 codell, Aug 15, 2003
  12. land_sharks

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    So now it's "how are your pizza"
     
    #12 land_sharks, Aug 15, 2003
  13. TheFreak

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    Why?
     
    #13 TheFreak, Aug 15, 2003
  14. rockHEAD

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    #14 rockHEAD, Aug 15, 2003
  15. AroundTheWorld

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    Excellent advice!! :D
     
    #15 AroundTheWorld, Aug 15, 2003
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    Look, I was getting ready for a job interview, OK?....a job in a cancer research office. What do you want from me?

    BTW, you left off the italian sausage. :mad:
     
    #16 ima_drummer2k, Aug 15, 2003
  17. Baqui99

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    Is that more "fomfotable" for you?
     
    #17 Baqui99, Aug 15, 2003
  18. KingCheetah

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    No doubt, I read the title and ----> LMAO...:D
     
    #18 KingCheetah, Aug 15, 2003
  19. no_answer

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    So we could see if this dude was hot or not.
     
    #19 no_answer, Aug 15, 2003
  20. BALLhog 247 365

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    from the title i thought the guy was wearing a white tightie or something...not naked.
     
    #20 BALLhog 247 365, Aug 15, 2003
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