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10 Cheap Dates, and 10 Big Pimpin' Dates [Brainstorming Help!]

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  1. Rasselas

    Rasselas Member

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    What are some good cheap dates? (Yeah, yeah, I'll get the joke out of the way: my mom). Ideally, dates that each cost less than $10?

    -Give her a massage (you only spring for the massage oil, plus there's a good chance you're going to get laid)
    -Midnight picnic
    -A hike / outdoorsy stuff

    ideas?

    On the other hand, what are some good Big Pimpin', spare no expense, sweep-her-off-her-feet dates?

    -Helicopter ride
    -Limo and opera
    -Surprise her at her place with a catered, candle-lit, gourmet meal, complete with violinist and rose pedals on the floor
    -Hot air balloon ride

    ideas?

    Okay, in full disclosure, I'm writing an article on this. (Not for a publication you would have heard of). So this is a straight-up, tacky request for brainstorming help. If you post something, the idea could end up in the article, and I won't be able to give proper credit.

    With that said . . . any ideas? Anything goes--funny, serious, crass, thoughtful, thoughtless, whatever.
     
    #1 Rasselas, May 16, 2005
  2. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Member

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    I like the massage idea for a cheep date, but I would stay away from it as a first date.
     
    #2 The Real Shady, May 16, 2005
  3. Rasselas

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    Totally. Unless you want to come across as really, really shady.

    Just thought of the Musuem. Cheap, kills a few hours, and fools her into thinking that you're cultured.
     
    #3 Rasselas, May 16, 2005
  4. Rasselas

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    Some other cheap dates:

    -Make her dinner. You can easily make the mood romantic, and it hints at a suave, sensitive side.

    -Some kind of off-off Broadway show (or the equivalent in whatever city you're in. dumb question - is there an off-off Broadway equivalent in Houston?)
     
    #4 Rasselas, May 16, 2005
  5. Jeff

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    I would also make sure you have some clue what you are doing. Keep in mind that if you haven't really done that before and gotten good reviews, you might end up causing her more pain than pleasure. If you are going to do it anyway, make sure and ASK how much pressure is ok as you are doing it. Don't expect her to tell you. She may want to be polite and not let you know that you are killing her. :)
     
    #5 Jeff, May 16, 2005
  6. droxford

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    Redneck romance: Two sleeping bags in the back of a pickup under a country night sky.
     
    #6 droxford, May 16, 2005
  7. Invisible Fan

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    Park at a fast food restaurant and make it a dinner and a viewin.
     
    #7 Invisible Fan, May 16, 2005
  8. G.O.A.T.

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    Now if you can massage the man in the little boat, you will get laid!
     
    #8 G.O.A.T., May 16, 2005
  9. bigtexxx

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    One technique that bigtexxx uses frequently is quite useful. It is particularly effective for the chick that you met while you were drunk, and you can't quite remember if she was hot (or what she looked like at all for that matter). It's the old "meet me at the club" date. Yes, you just call her and tell her that's you're rolling over to the club around 11-12 and for her to call when she gets there. Depending on her looks, you buy her drinks as needed.

    This would fall under the cheap date category.
     
    #9 bigtexxx, May 16, 2005
  10. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    Fatty's guide to Dating:

    Date 1: Take her to a swank hole in the wall, get her as drunk as possible. Then try like hell to get her to sleep with you.

    If she does....never call her again.
    If she doesn't, you proceed.

    Date 2: Repeat date 1.

    Date 3: Repeat date 2.

    Date 4: Take her to dinner. Something like Marco's or Los Tios, have her take as many margarita's as possible. Then repeat date 1.

    Date 5: Invite her over to your place for dinner. Tell her you've tried to make this fabulous meal. While you're waiting for her to get there, burn the hell out of two unseasoned chicken breasts. Serve with a canned veg. and instant mashed potatoes. (this assures you that she will never ask you to cook again.)Afterwards, repeat date 1.

    Date 6: Ask her to invite you over to her place for dinner. If her meal sucks, never call her again. If it's good, proceed.

    Date 7: Tell her that you have this special evening planned. When she arrives, have a bunch of your friends over doing a bunch of shots. Tell her they came over unexpectedly, but they'll be gone soon. (they won't be) Have her participate with the shots, and then have everyone try Date 1. (This way, you'll find out if she is faithful.)

    Date 8: She's starting to make the grade! OK, for this one you can finally take her someplace nice... Like Chili's, or Outback. BUT, this time, take her home, kiss her very nicely, and tell her that you're going to go home because you're a gentleman. (This way, she'll get that whole "mysterious" crush on you.

    Date 9: Take her to a VERY special event. (like a Rocket's game, or Texan's game. (upper bowl ONLY!!!)) Afterwards, take her to one of the social settings directly outside. Then proceed and drink until you are incoherently drunk. Go home and pass out. If she's there when you wake up the next morning, proceed to the final...

    Date 10: Tell her you think that she is really special and you would like to get to know her friends.
    When you meet them...
    1:More guys than girls? Never call again.
    2:Ugly friends? Never call again.
    3:Hot friends who find you witty and beyond reproach? You've found your girlfriend! Congratulations!


    Sidenotes: NEVER EVER EVER buy flowers! They will expect them again, and besides, they're worthless dead weeds.
     
    #10 Fatty FatBastard, May 16, 2005
  11. LegendZ3

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    And how many dates did you get in past 10 years?
     
    #11 LegendZ3, May 16, 2005
  12. Fatty FatBastard

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    More than you'd think.
     
    #12 Fatty FatBastard, May 16, 2005
  13. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    One?
     
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  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    Did you know her?
     
    #14 Fatty FatBastard, May 16, 2005
  15. The Real Shady

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    lol
     
    #15 The Real Shady, May 16, 2005
  16. Master Baiter

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    Thats awesome :D

    I'm gonna be in town over memorial day or whatever the hell the holiday is. We need to have a BBS drink until you **** yourself outing that weekend.
     
    #16 Master Baiter, May 16, 2005
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    email me when you're a week away from getting in.
     
    #17 Fatty FatBastard, May 16, 2005
  18. droxford

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    LMAO! [​IMG]
     
    #18 droxford, May 16, 2005
  19. Master Baiter

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    Does your email through the board work?
     
    #19 Master Baiter, May 16, 2005
  20. The Real Shady

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    What are you guys going to do?
     
    #20 The Real Shady, May 16, 2005
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