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Anti-fart Underwear Anyone?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Jan 22, 2007.

  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    If you don't mind the discomfort while sitting down...

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2168888.html

    Fartypants launched

    A US underwear manufacturer has invented pants designed to hide the smell of farts.

    Under-Tec's anti-flatulence UnderEase underpants /Under-Tec

    The Under-Ease pants have an in-built multi-layered, replaceable filter, made of felt, charcoal and fibreglass wool.

    To prevent gases escaping without passing through it, the underpants are made from air-tight fabric and completely sealed with elastic around the waistband and legs.

    Under-Tec president and inventor Buck Weimer said: "Under-Ease are underwear for protection against bad human gas.

    "We get a lot of jokes - but we don't doubt that this is a serious product that serves a purpose.

    "They can be worn anytime, anywhere - in bed, to work, at social events, including professional meetings or when travelling in any vehicle, including an airplane."

    The pants are machine washable and the filters last several weeks to several months, depending on the frequency of use and laundering.

    The pants are available on the firm's website, www.under-tec.com, in a range of sizes and cost from £12 to £15.

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  2. candlegreen

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    uh... how do you sit on that?
     
  3. A-Train

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    I tell ya, that's EXACTLY what I want millimeters from my ass...charcoal and fiberglass...

    They look like granny panties with a bicycle seat inserted in them...
     
  4. thegary

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    why would i deny those around me the full glory of my flatulence? that would just be rude.
     
  5. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    "Too late."

    sincerely,
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    EDIT: That's just a Dr. Scholl's Odor-Eater into a kids' pull-up diaper. :mad:

    Hey... that's not a bad idea...
     
  6. alexcapone

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    I think there would be a much higher demand if they designed them to look more like boxer briefs than adult diapers
     
  7. ima_drummer2k

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    Save yourself a lot of trouble and money. Just put a Downy fabric softener in there (1 in your underwear, 1 in your backpocket) and you're good to go.

    APRIL FRESH
     
  8. swilkins

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    Does this mean Jiffy Lube will tell us that we need to replace our ass filter everytime we visit?
     
  9. Yaozer

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    Sounds nice to have one of those after Wednesday's college nights at Mission Burritos.

    Waiting until they make a man-thong version.
     
  10. Lil Pun

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    OK, I see this being a big seller. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Exactly - one of the best things about being married is that you don't have to hide **** like farting in front of your wife like you would if you were in the dating stage. :p
     
  12. rrj_gamz

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    This is a great produce...I mean, when I'm at the gym and have to rip one, I usually talke a long walk to the water fountain and other parts of the gym so it won't follow me to where I want to be...

    Also can be used in the office..

    Brilliant!
     
  13. famicom

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    DUST-CROPPER!!
     
  14. Uprising

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    :D OMG! Now that's just awesome. Only part is, it looks like you're tucking "it" to anyone behind you. .....like in Ace Ventura....
     
  15. IROC it

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    "Hey Ace, you got anymore of that gum?"
     
  16. Yonkers

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    Who needs that when I got this?

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  17. Invisible Fan

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    I do that save myself the trouble and money of washing my laundry.

    In fact, I use the same softener.
     
  18. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Man, I want EVERYONE to smell my farts.

    They are WONDERFUL !!

    DD
     

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