this of the 12yr old niece variety. So, my sister's bday was today (Mother's day). She is cutting her bday cake surrounded by all our nieces and her daughter. Her daughter O. and my favorite niece E. (both 10) are trying to decide if they want cake or Klondike bars. I say, why don't we have both. full agreement. so, 20 minutes later I'm ready for my Klondike bar and go into O's room where all the girls (about 7 of them) are eating their cake and say, "Do you know what I want." There are a couple weak replies then I look at E. and in unison we say "I want a Klondike bar." a high five later, my other niece L. (the superstar actress niece...amazing girl) says, "I know what you want Uncle Heypartner." what? "You want a woman to hold!" stunned i'm just stunned! That girl (12yrs old) is just too smart. I look at her and say, "What? What plays have you been rehearsing lately, girl? btw: every guy wants that." She says, "but not as much as you." Alright, so who told her that! lol Am I that transparent for a 12yr old to size me up like that so easily? All the parents had a good time laughing at my expense later, when I recited the story. But still...I apparently need to take some classes in how to appear more coy.
You should've replied, "Niece of mine, you need to be less realistic and more optimistic." Then run when she's confused out of her mind.
Dude, go get yourself a good sized stick and get to clubbing a woman on the head. Sensitive guys get run over......become a Cave MAN !!! DD
Someone probably put her up to it. Find out who, then you need to snatch his ass up in a beartrap so no one will find him for days!
Hilarious Rocket River for the record. . for a long time I thought HeyPartner was OLD like in his 50s or 60s . . but the relationship threads are making me rethink it then agian . . he could be an OLD PLAYA!!!
Women smell desperation a mile away. And the smell isn't good - like a bottle of Old Spice from 1988.
heypartner, Be careful what you ask for - you might get it and it may not turn out the way you had envisioned it. I am the perfect example of that, unfortunately.
I'd put that girl in a strict religious girl's boarding school out in the country. Quick. As her uncle it is your duty.
this coming from the girl who stepped back away from me when I tried to hug you on our first introduction Game 1. finalsbound is just so irresistible.
