I was walking home from work and noticed a spa was been opened in my neighborhood. Thought I could get the wife a massage. Then I noticed they advertised massage and "table showers"......so I'm thinking..maybe not a good place for the wife....sketchy or not sketchy?
wikipedia: they shower you while you lie naked on the table for relaxing purposes. then they put lotion or powder to your body. the same thing your parents did to you when you were a toddler.