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Mike Tyson/ Jenna Jameson p*rn

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by ricky-retardo, Aug 4, 2005.

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  1. ricky-retardo

    ricky-retardo Contributing Member

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    I have not seen this posted. Interesting. Very Interesting.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/08-04-2005/news/gossip/story/334206p-285549c.html

    A hit below the belt?

    Mike Tyson might be turning from his fists to another body part to make a living.

    The former champ says he's been approached by reps for p*rn star Jenna Jameson to co-star in a X-rated movie.

    The free-spending pugilist, who was pummeled recently by the tax man, says he told Jameson's people, "I need the money up front."

    Boxing writer Pedro Fernandez recalled in Zoo magazine that, "according to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long. If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful p*rn star."

    The muscleman has been spending this week on the beaches of Saint-Tropez with some shapely ladies. Maybe he's in training.
     
  2. Isabel

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    eeewwww..... :eek:

    I was about to eat dinner. Don't know if I feel like it now.


    (and why does he need all the money up front? is he not sure he can perform?
     
  3. RIET

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    I.R.S.
     
  4. HOOP-T

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    14 inches eh?

    OK, I think we should all make up names for the upcoming movie then......
     
  5. AroundTheWorld

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    I think they got inches and centimeters mixed up.
     
  6. Another Brother

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    Get her pregnant...eat the kid.
     
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    Why a homo sapien is covered in Zoo magazine?

    It may explain "14 inches"...
     
  8. micah1j

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    He is used to 3 minute rounds! :eek:
     
  9. Puedlfor

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    I'm fairly certain this is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
     
  10. KingCheetah

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    Fourteen inches - *not* a wiener.
     
  11. RocketsPimp

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    He can even still go as Iron Mike.
     
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    I just hope no female body parts will be bitten off by Mike Tyson.
     
  13. AroundTheWorld

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    14" on a 5'10" frame. Tripod.
     
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    She usually beats him to it.

    :eek:
     
  17. Deckard

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    If there is such a damned thing, I'm fairly sure you're right.
     
  18. Davidoff

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    Ok people call me weird, but I'd watch it.. Tyson is like a bad crash that you cant look away from..
     
  19. nuggien

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    LOL :D
     
  20. francis 4 prez

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    mike tyson ending up a famous p*rn star would be the most amazing, ridiculous, and perfect ending to his saga anyone could have ever dreamed of.

    yes, it may bring about the end of the world, but you have to be rooting for it to happen.
     

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