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Learning to spell with "Darnell"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BobFinn*, Dec 6, 2002.

  1. BobFinn*

    BobFinn* Contributing Member

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    LEARNING TO SPELL WITH "DARNELL"

    Fortify: "I asked this trick down on 6 Mile--How much? She said fortify dollars, honey."

    Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin Melvin, I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house, it be too small."

    Disappointment: "My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment, he's going to send me back to the big house."

    Dimension: "A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what Darnel look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension hung like a horse."

    Derange: "Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."

    Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide.

    Data: "At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple double and my coach said data boy Darnell."

    Connoisseur: "I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today, what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"

    Coatroom: "The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll have the bailiff clear the coatroom."

    Clothesline: "When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on the porch."

    Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."

    Button: "My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."

    Beware: "I asked the man at the employment office, is this beware I find me a job?"

    Battery: "The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."

    Bagdad: "I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink out of when he was sitting on the front porch."

    Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."

    Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for afford."
     
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  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Man,

    That is some funny stuff........not PC by a long shot, but very funny.

    DD
     
  4. A-Train

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    I heard a really tasteless joke a long time ago...

    Why did the black guy wear a suit when he went to get his Viagra prescription filled?

    "Because, if I have to be IMPOTENT, I have to look IMPOTENT"
     
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  5. fadeaway

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    I can't wait until "Darnell" gets past the first six letters of the alphabet.
     
  6. drapg

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    damn, and i get labeled a racist for an innocent post in the Rockets forum! ;)
     

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