http://www.canoe.com/CNEWS/World/2003/08/01/151426-ap.html JACKSON, Mich. (AP) -- A dancer at a much-protested downtown strip club could face an assault charge after a patron claimed she squirted him in the face with breast milk. But police say they need to hear from the 23-year-old patron, who said the dancer squirted him last week during a lap dance at The School House, before forwarding any charges to the city attorney's office. "It would be up to the victim to call us, and he hasn't called us," Deputy Chief Matt Heins told The Jackson Citizen Patriot. The dancer denies the patron's account of what happened, club spokesman Chance Williams said. "I get one (version of events) from him that she did it. I get one from her that she didn't," Williams said. "I've been in this business 20 years, and when you think you've seen everything, something new pops up." The School House opened in July following a legal battle with the city. A court settlement will force the club, which doesn't serve alcohol and features nude dancing, to move within 15 months.
Oh my goodness. What follows is a true story which I had typed up in "classic post" format before deciding it was not in good enough taste to post on the BBS. About 2 months ago, a group of us went to Treasures for dinner. I am seated next to a colleague, who is enjoying the company of a young lady. I am chatting and conversing with the people I'm there with, all the while scouting the floor for some women. Suddenly, I feel moisture on my left cheek. Dismissing it as a drop from the ceiling, I let it be. Not wanting to disturb the friend next to me, who is with a woman, I decide to not turn my head in his direction. Then a second feeling of moisture, this time a prolonged stream. At this point, I am left with no choice but to turn my head in the direction of the moisture. To my DISBELIEF, I see a stripper with her hands on a boob, shooting me in the face with BREAST MILK. I was outraged. Fury came over me, and I said in a loud voice, "ARE YOU LACTATING?! MY GOD THAT IS DISGUSTING." I have never been more outraged in my life while at a strip club. The stripper got up and left. At the time, I figured there was no legal recourse. Now I regret not taking the stripper over to the manager and holding Treasures hostage for hush money. If I could close that place down with this allegation, they would pay me a hefty sum. I feel as though I did the right thing however, since those places are usually run by shady characters who have a propensity to "get even". I like having my kneecaps.
TJ -- I think you're experiencing some memory loss in your advancing years. You did post that story in the following thread: http://bbs.clutchcity.net/php3/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56878 But I like the new expanded version better anyway.
