I'm an old 36 and about to be engaged to a just barely 24 year old. I believe that's kinda rad on my end.
I had knocked on the door this evening. We are two teenage girls that live directly behind him. We are having a party and wanted to let him know so he didnt call the police on us. As we told him this, all we could think about is how hot he is. I hope he is officially a dirty old man because he is old enough to be our dads.
I suggest watching Debbie Does Dallas (1978) with your significant other. It'll get all this out of your system. Go by Dreamers. They always have it.